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« Reply #45 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 12:56:53 » |
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You could crack some jokes to make her feel at ease. Avoid blonde and fat jokes on your first date.
Or crack one off to make her feel uncomfortable.... |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #46 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:12:44 » |
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just be yourself, no point putting up a false front as if you pull it off she will soon see your true colours.
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« Last Edit: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:19:35 by Chubbs »
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4D
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #47 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:16:30 » |
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Make sure you "go large" with the meal, treat her.
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« Reply #48 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:16:50 » |
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just be yourself, no point putting up a false from as if you pull it off she will soon see your true colours.
For God's sake DO NOT pull it off!!! |
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« Reply #49 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:22:34 » |
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Make sure you "go large" with the meal, treat her.
And let her choose which dips to have |
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« Reply #50 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:35:26 » |
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Dips as in more than one dip?
Steady on.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Chubbs
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« Reply #51 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:38:09 » |
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Dips as in more than one dip?
Steady on.
double dip is a big no no |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #52 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:41:22 » |
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double dip is a big no no
Unless you wipe in between. |
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #53 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:44:21 » |
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All of this without having to leave the comfort of your car  |
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« Reply #54 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:57:37 » |
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Constantly - and I mean constantly - stare at her breasts. Especially when she is talking. If she asks you to stop, make sure you refer to them as "ace tits".
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« Reply #55 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 13:59:20 » |
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If you haven't had a date for ages you're probably not that desirable to birds anyway so chances are this one is a bit desperate. Accordingly just don't do anything stupid and you'll be up to your nuts in guts by tea time.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #56 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:00:39 » |
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If you haven't had a date for ages you're probably not that desirable to birds anyway so chances are this one is a bit desperate. Accordingly just don't do anything stupid and you'll be up to your nuts in guts by tea time.
haha, charming |
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« Reply #57 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:16:06 » |
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Constantly - and I mean constantly - stare at her breasts. Especially when she is talking. If she asks you to stop, make sure you refer to them as "ace tits".
Also squeeze one and ask if its real |
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« Reply #58 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:19:35 » |
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Start flirting with other women that may be in the restaurant - ladies love a bit of competition
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« Reply #59 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:23:32 » |
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If she fucks on first date then its best to double bag and not fall in love with her
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