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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 06:38:43 » |
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If all goes well & she wants another date, best tell her you cannot do Sunday or any Saturdays because STFC is more important than a lady
They LOVE to hear this
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 07:07:25 » |
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I'm with MacPhlea
All this pulling out the chair stuff is out-dated and false IMO. Do you expect any relationship to continue like that forever?
Just be yourself.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 07:25:00 » |
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I'm with MacPhlea
All this pulling out the chair stuff is out-dated and false IMO. Do you expect any relationship to continue like that forever?
Just be yourself.
Au contraire....birds love that sort of shit. Nevertheless it shouldn't be overdone. Besides farting and picking your nose, belching and nether region scratching are to be avoided. What's the point of being yourself, if you're a slobby cunt, much better to put on an act. |
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 07:32:50 » |
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You never know, letting out a fart on a first date to quell that awkward silence may be a good ice breaker. If she laughs, you've got a keeper.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 07:38:29 » |
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You never know, letting out a fart on a first date to quell that awkward silence may be a good ice breaker. If she laughs, you've got a keeper.
Indeed you never know...she might have a fart smelling fetish  |
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 08:23:19 » |
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Some interesting ideas there. I should have asked people to say if they were single/married etc to see which was more likely to work.
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 08:26:56 » |
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I'm married and my missus farts more than I do.
On the flip side, one of her mates has never farted in front of her fella apparently and they're getting married later this year. Maybe she's saving it for the Wedding night.
"Hey honey, have I got a treat for you! Pull my finger".
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 08:34:20 » |
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Have you decided where you are taking her?
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 08:36:17 » |
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I'm married and my missus farts more than I do.
On the flip side, one of her mates has never farted in front of her fella apparently and they're getting married later this year. Maybe she's saving it for the Wedding night.
"Hey honey, have I got a treat for you! Pull my finger".
Maybe he should have a lighter to hand, touchee  |
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 08:38:51 » |
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Strange how us men act on a first date... To my mind just be yourself. If she doesn't like you as you are now she certainly won't like you in 6 months time when all the special things you did on that first date have worn off and she starts citing the "you've changed" line.
First date with my Mrs was a drunken binge session and woke up in the morning each not knowing who the other was... 20 years later still together and not once have I heard the line "you've changed'
Did exactly the same, it also included a visit to a dodgy soho shop ( although i've never been in one since) 20 years next week! |
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 08:42:04 » |
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9 years Friday for me. Too skint to go out Friday AND go to the pub Sunday, so I've invited the misses to come and watch football with the lads.  *ooh Just checked and my anniversary is next Friday. No wonder I got a strange look from the wife. |
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 08:51:35 » |
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Take some chloroform and some rope
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:03:10 » |
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Have you decided where you are taking her?
Thats a personal question and would be a result on a first date |
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 09:06:07 » |
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Don't take her to a tedious bloody football match.
First date with the wife was away at Palace in the Zenith Data Systems Cup (remember that?) in 1990.
What a tedious game that was. We lost 1-0 , she wanted to leave the game early, and wouldn't even come to the pub afterwards.
I persevered, her enthusiasm picked up, and three months later she flew back from New York on the morning of the Sunderland game, just to come to Wembley.
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