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« Reply #120 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 20:18:53 »

Pepsi Max i like... but their adverts go some way towards me boycotting it.

Their adverts are of the utmost cuntiness. I think the worst thing about their adverts is they try to act like what they do is an everyday lark between mates, but the shit they do couldn't be recreated for toffee.

For instance, the annoying as fuck undoing of a can on a flat surface of a meteorite/stone (40 seconds in) after faking a television advert over the world's imminent end? What? The music seriously sucks as well. It makes me think of Phil Laak dancing.

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« Reply #121 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 20:30:36 »

Pepsi max is the cunts version of any fizzy drink.  Have you not seen the adverts where cunts twat about acting like cunts before dancing around like a bunch of cunts because they've managed to get their own cunting way and 'oh life is so cunting marvellous im here dancing with my cunt mates who have helped me be a cunt'

I dont like it.

Rant of the decade, nice work  Grin
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« Reply #122 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 20:35:02 »

...and what was with the ultra-trendy Kopparburg advert? Since when has pear cider been the drink of the super-cool underground? Answer me this DRS.

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« Reply #123 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 20:40:32 »

...and what was with the ultra-trendy Kopparburg advert? Since when has pear cider been the drink of the super-cool underground? Answer me this DRS.


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« Reply #124 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 21:03:22 »

Rant of the decade, nice work  Grin
Their adverts are of the utmost cuntiness. I think the worst thing about their adverts is they try to act like what they do is an everyday lark between mates, but the shit they do couldn't be recreated for toffee.

For instance, the annoying as fuck undoing of a can on a flat surface of a meteorite/stone (40 seconds in) after faking a television advert over the world's imminent end? What? The music seriously sucks as well. It makes me think of Phil Laak dancing.



Bang on sister.

That series of adverts is fucking appalling.  Everything about it just makes me want to pour paint stripper over my eye and sex balls.  Fucking appalling.

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Dear DRS,

Has Vanessa Feltz any endearing sex qualities?

Quite recently I have been having unhealthy thoughts about the pudgy self opinionated lard arse and it does worry me.

Thank You
 
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« Reply #125 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 21:14:23 »

...and what was with the ultra-trendy Kopparburg advert? Since when has pear cider been the drink of the super-cool underground? Answer me this DRS.


Pear cider is not cool and will never be cool underground it's the equivilent of babychamb at Marilyn Manson concert
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« Reply #126 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 21:19:09 »

Bang on sister.

That series of adverts is fucking appalling.  Everything about it just makes me want to pour paint stripper over my eye and sex balls.  Fucking appalling.

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Dear DRS,

Has Vanessa Feltz any endearing sex qualities?

Quite recently I have been having unhealthy thoughts about the pudgy self opinionated lard arse and it does worry me.

Thank You
 
You are a recent father i believe? Sex is obviously scarce so these thoughts are natural.When you start wanking over reruns of the biggest loser then be worried
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« Reply #127 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 21:27:35 »

Dear DRS,after dropping some programs off at tans house in Chipping Norton,he failed to tell me that his house is built on a 1 in 10 gradient hill,well after parking a fully laden lorry on said hill and then having to climb in and out of the lorry i fear i now have vertigo.....the doc just recomended walking on a slight slant to counter balance my bodily fluids but this has made my left shoe extremely worn.

Any suggestions?
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« Reply #128 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 21:51:23 »

Dear DRS,

I have taken to smoking roll ups instead of normal cigarettes as it makes me less inclined to have a quick crafty cigarette, however, I am pretty awful at rolling. Do you have any tips?

Kind regards,

Sonic Yoof
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« Reply #129 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 23:22:54 »



Quite recently I have been having unhealthy thoughts about the pudgy self opinionated lard arse and it does worry me.

Thank You
 

I'm confused, is this directed at DRS or about him?
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« Reply #130 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 23:47:10 »

Dear DRS,
               I'm slighty drunk and have a really good idea for a thread. But I don't know how you post images. Help me?
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« Reply #131 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 23:54:25 »

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,29986.0.html

God bless fB. Godspeed Fola.
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« Reply #132 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 00:01:29 »

Yeah but Ben is funny.
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« Reply #133 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 06:18:26 »

Dear DRS,after dropping some programs off at tans house in Chipping Norton,he failed to tell me that his house is built on a 1 in 10 gradient hill,well after parking a fully laden lorry on said hill and then having to climb in and out of the lorry i fear i now have vertigo.....the doc just recomended walking on a slight slant to counter balance my bodily fluids but this has made my left shoe extremely worn.

Any suggestions?

You took a lorry down there? You Fucking loon Smiley

Thanks again mate
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« Reply #134 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 11:10:39 »

Dear DRS,after dropping some programs off at tans house in Chipping Norton,he failed to tell me that his house is built on a 1 in 10 gradient hill,well after parking a fully laden lorry on said hill and then having to climb in and out of the lorry i fear i now have vertigo.....the doc just recomended walking on a slight slant to counter balance my bodily fluids but this has made my left shoe extremely worn.

Any suggestions?
Pop his lips.And stop giving away my inheritence
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