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« Reply #135 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 11:11:13 » |
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Dear DRS,
I have taken to smoking roll ups instead of normal cigarettes as it makes me less inclined to have a quick crafty cigarette, however, I am pretty awful at rolling. Do you have any tips?
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« Reply #136 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 11:41:42 » |
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Dear DRS,
Is it socially acceptable to have a urinary catheter and colostomy bag fitted out of sheer laziness?
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Wir lassen uns unsere Liebe nicht nehmen
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« Reply #137 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 11:47:02 » |
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Without a doubt. Many lazy people have one,for further info feel free to pm flammable ben
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« Reply #138 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 15:34:42 » |
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Dear DRS
I have recently realised that not only do I like Not Going Out, but also have been known to chuckle at bits of Miranda. I am also trying to convince myself that I only linger on Sex and the City for a few seconds just in case the fit one gets her norks out, but maybe that isn't really the case.
Should I immediately end it all, or is being a bit of a girl acceptable in these modern times ?
Thanks dear
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« Reply #139 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 15:35:52 » |
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If you're laughing at Miranda then you've got no hope as a human being, regardless of gender
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« Reply #140 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 16:16:51 » |
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Dear DRS
Is there anyway to persuade my wife to give me fellatio without having to get her pissed first?
Thanking you in advance.
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« Reply #141 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 16:50:22 » |
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Struggle cuddle
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« Reply #142 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 16:52:50 » |
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Struggle cuddle
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« Reply #143 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 16:55:26 » |
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« Reply #144 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 17:13:36 » |
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Hasn't got one and neither have I
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« Reply #145 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 17:20:40 » |
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Withhold her pocket money
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« Reply #146 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 17:22:31 » |
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I don't give her pocket money, the government does soapy tit wank
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« Reply #147 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 17:26:37 » |
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Ruhipnol?
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« Reply #148 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 17:29:47 » |
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the government does soapy tit wank
Go to the government then, atleast you'll get a soapy tit wank |
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« Reply #149 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 17:44:28 » |
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