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« Reply #105 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 15:18:37 »

Dear DRS,
               Please could you pick me up a copy of today's Adver ?? For your troubles, I will buy you beer.

Much love.

Ralph.

Are they selling them at the ground ?
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« Reply #106 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 16:06:03 »

Are they selling them at the ground ?

Ask Toni.
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« Reply #107 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 16:28:22 »

Coke zero is a womans drink yes

Dear DRS,

I thought Diet coke was a womans drink and Coke Zero was the mans version of it?! I have been drinking it for ages, am I gay?

What soft drinks are acceptable for men (if any)

Thanks
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« Reply #108 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:03:53 »

Is Pepsi Max gay too ?
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« Reply #109 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:04:43 »

Is Pepsi Max gay too ?

I also drink that as I thought it was the 'mans version' of Diet Pepsi
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« Reply #110 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:08:35 »

Just drink Pepsi or normal Coke you queers. A bit of sugar never hurt anyone. Apart from people with diabetes.
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« Reply #111 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:08:44 »

I confess to drinking Pepsi Max and Coke Zero and Sprite Zero.
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« Reply #112 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:25:38 »

Pepsi Max i like... but their adverts go some way towards me boycotting it.
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« Reply #113 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:26:39 »

I actually prefer pepsi to coke. It has more sugar in it. Coke Cherry is the best thing ever though.
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« Reply #114 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:34:22 »

Dear DRS,

I like to be the centre of attention and get cross when threads aren't about me.

I baked a cake.

[url width=500 height=375]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrkqg9yhXx1r0o90zo1_500.jpg[/url]

It's not for me but for charity because I'm nice.

Lots of love

--fBx
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« Reply #115 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:34:59 »

Walnut cake... yum. Any coffee in that?
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« Reply #116 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:36:21 »

I also drink that as I thought it was the 'mans version' of Diet Pepsi

Pepsi max is the cunts version of any fizzy drink.  Have you not seen the adverts where cunts twat about acting like cunts before dancing around like a bunch of cunts because they've managed to get their own cunting way and 'oh life is so cunting marvellous im here dancing with my cunt mates who have helped me be a cunt'

I dont like it.
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« Reply #117 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:37:14 »

Walnut cake... yum. Any coffee in that?

Yeah. And Coffee and vanilla cream in the middle.

It's actually pecan and walnut because what I thought were half-used packets of walnuts in the cupboard turned out to be pecans. But It thought what the fuck and chucked them in anyway.

e:they weren't unopened they were very much open silly ben.

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« Reply #118 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 17:38:14 »

Pepsi max is the cunts version of any fizzy drink.  Have you not seen the adverts where cunts twat about acting like cunts before dancing around like a bunch of cunts because they've managed to get their own cunting way and 'oh life is so cunting marvellous im here dancing with my cunt mates who have helped me be a cunt'

I dont like it.

Is there one where a bloke and his mates trick a girl into sleeping with one of them? I've always thought that was a bit of a rapey way of to advertise a soft drink.
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« Reply #119 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 19:08:49 »

Pepsi max is the cunts version of any fizzy drink.  Have you not seen the adverts where cunts twat about acting like cunts before dancing around like a bunch of cunts because they've managed to get their own cunting way and 'oh life is so cunting marvellous im here dancing with my cunt mates who have helped me be a cunt'

I dont like it.

 Girl Giggle It does seem a bit cuntish now that you mention it
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