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« Reply #90 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 13:54:52 »

Thought about getting a barcode on my upper arm. Or different coloured hairs on my head

Highlights?  Cheesy
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« Reply #91 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 13:55:21 »

Don't waste my time
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« Reply #92 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 13:56:52 »

Dear DRS,
               Please could you pick me up a copy of today's Adver ?? For your troubles, I will buy you beer.

Much love.

Ralph.
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« Reply #93 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:02:46 »

Yes already have. Have also signed it for
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« Reply #94 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:04:11 »

Dear DRS

i have long ginger hair and pale white skin, people seem to shout abuse and throw things at me in the street. My parents dont want to know me and will not return my calls, emails or carrier pigeons. i dont have any luck with girls so have thoughts about boys but i think they will have the ginger hatred as well
Please advise

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« Reply #95 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:05:39 »

Yes already have. Have also signed it for

Good man Smiley
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« Reply #96 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:06:16 »

It doesn't have the Dicanio interview in it though
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« Reply #97 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:08:06 »

It doesn't have the Dicanio interview in it though

Why ??
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Coca Fola

« Reply #98 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:09:29 »

Dear DRS,
              Why are we asking you questions? Is this a Deidresque sort of thing?
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« Reply #99 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:10:15 »

Why ??
I took it out
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« Reply #100 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:11:02 »

Dear DRS,
              Why are we asking you questions? Is this a Deidresque sort of thing?
Yep
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« Reply #101 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:13:41 »

Dear DRS

Since our little liaison the other week I've come out in a rash. It would appear you have given me the clap.

What can I do?
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« Reply #102 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:22:45 »

I took it out

Evil man.
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« Reply #103 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 14:58:36 »

Dear DRS

Since our little liaison the other week I've come out in a rash. It would appear you have given me the clap.

What can I do?
Ask Nikki if she is ok i hope i didn't give it to her aswsell
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« Reply #104 on: Thursday, September 15, 2011, 15:17:49 »

Coke zero is a womans drink yes

But it tastes so good and it's minus the calories. I make sure I always have a Yorkie bar with it. Does this cancel the womanly bit out?
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