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« Reply #150 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 18:26:12 »

If you're laughing at Miranda then you've got no hope as a human being, regardless of gender

I must admit to laughing at Miranda as well, though in my defence I've only ever watched it by accident.
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« Reply #151 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 19:31:42 »

I'm confused, is this directed at DRS or about him?

Bit of both, I like to think of DRS peeling back the layers of protective flesh curtains to get to Vanessa's front pocket.  Like a gent opening the doors so to speak.



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« Reply #152 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 19:49:18 »

Ask Toni.

I saw her last game.

Still fit as fuck Wink
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« Reply #153 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 19:55:17 »

I saw her last game.

Still fit as fuck Wink
Was she carrying a laminator
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« Reply #154 on: Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 22:12:54 »

Dear DRS,

I've started using kids toilet wipes as I find they clean better than toilet paper. I used to raid the kids stash occasionally but now buy my own and use them all the time. Am I normal?
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« Reply #155 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 08:09:44 »

Bumped.

 Cheesy
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« Reply #156 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 11:22:02 »

Dear DRS,

I've started using kids toilet wipes as I find they clean better than toilet paper. I used to raid the kids stash occasionally but now buy my own and use them all the time. Am I normal?
this remaining unanswered amuses me

I think the answer is no, Gnasher.
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« Reply #157 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 11:24:44 »

In fact he is normal, i do the same. Using toilet paper is the worst possible option as it is not actually a cleaning agent it just a drying and removing process.

When i converted to islam i realised this
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« Reply #158 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 11:29:21 »

The three seashells technique is the future
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« Reply #159 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 12:07:55 »

Dear Mr. DRS,

What was the point of 1980's style school toilet paper. For the benefit of those who weren't born, it was literally like grease proof paper or tracing paper. Certainly I'd be hard pushed to find a more harsh and less absorbent substance to wipe my arse with.

It has been a mystery to me for many a year and I think now is the time it should be answered.

yours faithfully, etc etc.
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« Reply #160 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 12:30:25 »

it was literally like grease proof paper or tracing paper.

That stuff was proper painful.
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« Reply #161 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 12:32:27 »

It was indeed, like wiping your arse with a cross between cling film and the stuff you line cake tins with. It must have been cheap.
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« Reply #162 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 12:32:34 »

Dear Mr. DRS,

What was the point of 1980's style school toilet paper. For the benefit of those who weren't born, it was literally like grease proof paper or tracing paper. Certainly I'd be hard pushed to find a more harsh and less absorbent substance to wipe my arse with.

It has been a mystery to me for many a year and I think now is the time it should be answered.

yours faithfully, etc etc.


was still pretty grim in the late 90's...
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« Reply #163 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 12:56:33 »

We used to call it Clint Eastwood toilet paper as it was rough, tough & took shit off no-one.
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« Reply #164 on: Tuesday, October 9, 2012, 13:14:59 »

We used to call it Clint Eastwood toilet paper as it was rough, tough & took shit off no-one.

And it didn't make anyones day.
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