Online Dating, advice required.

[Batch]

Don't know if a Russian Torpedo is a bit much on a first date?

So what's the difference between that and a space docker?

Now i know why Wovvers nickname are the pirates

Why are you called "dave_bambers_right_sock" when your avatar clearly shows a left sock?

[dave_bambers_right_sock]

Picky cunt   Lost the other in the washing machine

[Bewster]

Do we have an update ??

[Benzel]

So what's the difference between that and a space docker?

I'm not sure actually. I'll get back to you on that one.

[jayohaitchenn]

I'm not sure actually. I'll get back to you on that one.

Space docker uses a condom.

[Arriba]

i'm sure jayo can state that with experience

[repeatoffender]

Do we have an update ??

After much hard work I've managed to secure dates for this Friday & Saturday so I can make the most of having the house to myself while my parents are away.

The following weekend I'm down in Wiltshire with my parents and I've managed to get fixed up for Friday but so far failed for Saturday.

I've become concerened about the smoke and mirrors job on my intimate photographs and it's started to play on my mind a little. I decided the best thing to do would be to give the old bush a trim in the hope that it might make the old feller stand out a bit more & look more like the photos to the eye. To be honest I made a bit of a bollox of it & one things for sure I'm never going to make it as barber although I think visually it adds a full inch to my weapon.

I'd also decided that quantity might be the answer so managed to get hold of some viagra from one of that lads I play football with. In addition I'm off into town later in the week to pick up some new clothes, go to the tanning salon so I don't look so pastey and get a hair cut.

I now really could do with details of licensed venue in Swindon with lax ID policy, any help much appreciated.

[BANGKOK RED]

I now really could do with details of licensed venue in Swindon with lax ID policy, any help much appreciated.

Maybe he's really a jobsworthy copper snooping around for info on pubs.

[repeatoffender]

Maybe he's really a jobsworthy copper snooping around for info on pubs.

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[dave_bambers_right_sock]

II decided the best thing to do would be to give the old bush a trim in the hope that it might make the old feller stand out a bit more & look more like the photos to the eye.

Make sure she/he has small hand it'll make yer ole chap look bigger

[repeatoffender]

I watched a documentary on Toyota & their "Lean Manufacturing" principle.

It struck quite a chord & I realised that my whole online dating effort could be streamlined & made far more efficient by cutting out previous Muda.

I no longer send bespoke e-mail, instead I generated a series of template e-mails which I send instead.

The process works as follows. Classify potential candidate on a scale of 1-4 (1=shy, 4=dripping at the gusset). I then simply insert their name in the appropriate template. I have templates for 1st & 2nd follow ups also, so the effort involved now is minimal.

[4D]

Have you tried talking? It's quite a simple process.

[flammableBen]

I now really could do with details of licensed venue in Swindon with lax ID policy, any help much appreciated.

Back in my day it was the Crosskeys and Mission, both of which are long gone.

[repeatoffender]

Have you tried talking? It's quite a simple process.

I refer you to post #71.

[repeatoffender]

Back in my day it was the Crosskeys and Mission, both of which are long gone.

At  last something constructive, is there a modern version of Crosskeys / Mission in Swindon?