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« on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 15:58:21 »

I've heard he puts cat's legs into smarties tubes and runs off
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:03:33 »

Will that affect his value?
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:04:20 »

I heard he was the culprit who puts used sweet wrappers back in the tin...
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:05:25 »

He demands he be paid in Smarties and Whiskas, to fuel his hobby. This can only be detrimental to his market value in my eyes
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:19:20 »

He demands he be paid in Smarties and Whiskas, to fuel his hobby. This can only be detrimental to his market value in my eyes

I have it from a reliable sauce, that Reading are prepared to offer payment in Sheba...
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:19:28 »

And taking coke?
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:20:19 »

I have it from a reliable sauce, that Reading are prepared to offer payment in Sheba...

See, this shouldn't even need to be a factor. FFS, fitton and wilson need to sort this out FAST
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:21:04 »

I have heard that is why he never shaves......he prefers whiska's.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:24:41 »

I saw him do this, and yet people still blame Pericard for it. Unbelieveable.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:29:49 »

See, this shouldn't even need to be a factor. FFS, fitton and wilson need to sort this out FAST

It is unacceptable...apparently Orient are prepared to pay John Campbell in 18 months worth of pan haggerty, whereas we're just offering 6 months of leftover frozen stovies from the Sturrock era... Suicide
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 16:33:55 »

I heard Campbell wasn't signing because his mum shops at Iceland, and Wilson is more of a Morrisons man.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 17:47:21 »

I've hear that if he were a gift, he'd be myrrh.

That'll up his value, Stephen Hawking doesn't even know what myrrh is. Sooner or later somebody will pay a lot of money to find out.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 30, 2010, 23:54:41 »

he buys cans of sild, with a cheque, and taunts them at half time
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 31, 2010, 08:18:51 »

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« Reply #14 on: Friday, December 31, 2010, 11:02:31 »

That cat looks like Jeremy Beadle.
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