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« Reply #375 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 20:57:41 » |
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I just did you ignorant prat. It's obviously applicable to any of the Abrahamic religions. Not that I've got any time for any other religion mind
Why have you come on here insulting everybody that posts? You sir, are a :cunt: |
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« Reply #376 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 21:02:34 » |
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Why have you come on here insulting everybody that posts? You sir, are a :cunt:
He learnt it from me, although I have stopped doing it since I weaned myself off the evil demon cider. You on the Diamond White, Rumpy? |
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Crispy
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« Reply #377 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 21:04:56 » |
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He learnt it from me, although I have stopped doing it since I weaned myself off the evil demon cider.
You on the Diamond White, Rumpy?
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« Reply #378 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 21:30:41 » |
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He learnt it from me, although I have stopped doing it since I weaned myself off the evil demon cider.
You on the Diamond White, Rumpy?
No I'm just catching up on 15 pages of opportunity to abuse the knuckle draggers that I missed whilst I was on holiday. |
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herthab
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« Reply #379 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 21:47:18 » |
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I find myself, worryingly, agreeing with Alan.
Faith is fine. I can understand that (Although I don't actually believe in any of it).
Religion, any religion, is bollocks and is nothing more than a means of control.
Anyone that is directed by religion is a fool.
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« Reply #380 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 22:16:47 » |
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Fair question.
I know that you don't like people bitching about your age and I can appreciate that. Maybe it is just a bit of experience that you need before you figure it out for yourself though.
When I was about your age I used to think that it was cool to fight, that causing trouble made me look cool and tough and stuff.
Remember when I called you a dick earlier in this thread? Well perhaps I was relating to the time when I was 16 myself and I was a right proper dick at your age.
I reckon that it might just be one of those things that you have to work out for yourself. Do you honestly know the questions to the answers that you want yet?
What a self-righteous, patronising cretinous moron you really are. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #381 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 22:20:09 » |
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[url width=500 height=375]http://www.gothschlampen.com/~tk/e-penis.jpg[/url]
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Hammer
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« Reply #382 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 22:26:08 » |
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[url width=500 height=375]http://www.gothschlampen.com/~tk/e-penis.jpg[/url]
No, just slightly larger than average. |
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Hammer
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« Reply #383 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 22:43:39 » |
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I actually married a Muslim. I still am married to her, she just ain't a Muslim anymore.
My misses had never had a drink before she met me....... whoops. Muslims are actually allowed alcohol and there is no limit to the amount of alcohol that they are allowed. They are however limited to a certain amount of alcoholic drink, which is why in countries like Malaysia, Special Brew is very popular. (No, I am not kidding). Even the guinness is fortified to 7.5 % ish. The rules seem to change according to who you speak to but hey ho, that's religion.
So my misses was allowed one drink and then...... I got her pregnant.
Now Muslim women, when pregnant, are allowed to eat ANYTHING. Including pork.
So after a few years of being with me, smelling the bacon frying in the morning on more than a few occasions, she tucked in immediately once it was confirmed that she had a bun in the oven and Allah allowed it.
The thing is that since then, Pork chops and bacon sarnies are now a common dish in the BR household long after the misses gave birth meaning that she could now longer eat anything that comes from a pig.
Therefore, I can only conclude that Special Brew (this is for you) and Bacon Sandwiches are the answer to Muslim extremists and world peace.
Get Cameron and Obama on the blower now.
Enjoy the bacon sarnies and alcohol with your missus by all means. Yet if you believe that degree of liberalism and toleration is reflective of 'inner-city Britain' then I suggest you are very much mistaken. |
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« Reply #384 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 22:53:08 » |
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anyone for some cheese?
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Hammer
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« Reply #385 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 23:34:48 » |
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anyone for some cheese?
Sounds good. I can only find Halal cheese where I live. And the sight of those manatees hanging up with their throats slit. Oh dear. |
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Hammer
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« Reply #386 on: Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 02:38:53 » |
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Good. Shut this ridiculous thread. We have more important considerations.
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« Reply #387 on: Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 08:05:38 » |
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The country was being run by white middle class male old etonians the last time I looked.
It was run by a nondescript Belgian last time I looked  |
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"We perform the duties of freemen; we must have the privileges of freemen ..."
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Crispy
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« Reply #388 on: Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 12:14:23 » |
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« Reply #389 on: Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 12:34:45 » |
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You do realise that's a UVF song? Now you're linking yourself to sectarian murderers, nice.
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