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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #2325 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:51:10 »

Kids are at their grans tonight, so I did the whole cook a meal, eat by candlelight malarkey.

Result!
So why aren't you shagging instead of posting on here
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« Reply #2326 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:52:25 »

So why aren't you shagging instead of posting on here

We started early! I am getting old you know, and 3 times is enough these days.
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« Reply #2327 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:54:53 »

a year
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« Reply #2328 on: Friday, August 19, 2011, 23:57:24 »

a year
a marriage
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« Reply #2329 on: Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:01:51 »

that's why you don't get married chalkies my old chum.
i'm holding out under much pressure
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« Reply #2330 on: Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:03:05 »

that's why you don't get married chalkies my old chum.
i'm holding out under much pressure
I've been married 21 years with 3 kids hence the 3 times a marriage - 100% success rate.
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« Reply #2331 on: Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:03:36 »

good lad.
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« Reply #2332 on: Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:08:55 »

I've been married 21 years with 3 kids hence the 3 times a marriage - 100% success rate.

Have to say marriage never slowed us down, and since I had a vasectomy after my wife's 4th miscarriage we have been able to have a go whenever we feel like it.

I thoroughly recommend the snip as an afrodisiac.
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« Reply #2333 on: Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:13:29 »

Have to say marriage never slowed us down, and since I had a vasectomy after my wife's 4th miscarriage we have been able to have a go whenever we feel like it.

I thoroughly recommend the snip as an afrodisiac.
I'm a fat ugly fucker. I thoroughly recommend me as a great "no to sex" for females.
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« Reply #2334 on: Saturday, August 20, 2011, 00:20:47 »

That reminds me of the fit4less billboard which always makes me chuckle when I pass it:

Fat and ugly? Just be ugly, join for 17.99 per month.

Or words to that effect
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« Reply #2335 on: Sunday, August 21, 2011, 18:33:58 »

Facebook telling me that "(Bogus) Dave likes (Bogus) Dave."

Well, someone has too I suppose.
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« Reply #2336 on: Sunday, August 21, 2011, 19:17:49 »

Cheese & biscuits. Yum.
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« Reply #2337 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 11:10:39 »

Spending all morning on the phone,
and getting into a different uni less than 10 hours after being rejected. Smiley
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« Reply #2338 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 11:45:48 »

Spending all morning on the phone,
and getting into a different uni less than 10 hours after being rejected. Smiley

congrats, where are you off to?
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« Reply #2339 on: Tuesday, August 23, 2011, 12:02:54 »

Plymouth.

Which is good, because the town game is a Saturday afternoon in october, rather than New years eve at my original choice!
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