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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #2205 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2011, 18:47:34 »

Was just out for a run. Lining up to run past this woman (quite a plump woman) - she half turned round, startled, before promptly running into her own legs and stacking it onto the floor. She was fine, nothing hurt but pride. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen though.
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donkey
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« Reply #2206 on: Tuesday, August 2, 2011, 18:52:45 »

Whilst watching PAOK beat Valerenga in a pub in Greece, finding out that the Greek word for foul is foul, offside is offside and corner is corner.  How the fuck did Pythagoras come up with his ideas with no word for corner!  Even more of a genius than I thought.
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« Reply #2207 on: Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 16:43:15 »

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=John_Barnes_%28footballer%29&oldid=367205137#Tactics
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« Reply #2208 on: Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 17:35:32 »

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« Reply #2209 on: Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 17:51:53 »

that is amazing. i want to go drunk to a sealife centre and create havoc. the russian "security" seem hopeless.

i wish there were sharks and not dolphins involved
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« Reply #2210 on: Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 18:39:16 »

I can't even work out who is on who's 'team'
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« Reply #2211 on: Wednesday, August 3, 2011, 19:03:10 »

whoever wins, we lose
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #2212 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 14:27:03 »

This bloke

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Doore

« Reply #2213 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 15:53:33 »

Mowing the lawn.  I think its the combination of operating machinery and the fact that I get brownie points with Lady Shears.  It's also a law in my house that if you mow the lawn, you must sit in the garden with a couple of beers afterwards.
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« Reply #2214 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:21:10 »

The fact that I think all of you look like your avatars.....
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« Reply #2215 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:25:39 »

The fact that I think all of you look like your avatars.....

We all do...
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2216 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:30:15 »

Apparently on top of the bonus I will receive this month and undisclosed pay rise I'll get in a couple of months time, I will be 'mentored' by a director in another office to advance my career within my company.

My only worry is I won't get any higher up the ladder unless I perform sexual favours.
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« Reply #2217 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:33:15 »

Apparently on top of the bonus I will receive this month and undisclosed pay rise I'll get in a couple of months time, I will be 'mentored' by a director in another office to advance my career within my company.

My only worry is I won't get any higher up the ladder unless I perform sexual favours.

My worry would be you haven't had any of this yet and are being strung along nicely Cheesy
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #2218 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:34:50 »

My worry would be you are shit at said sexual favours.
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Doore

« Reply #2219 on: Thursday, August 4, 2011, 16:35:34 »

Apparently on top of the bonus I will receive this month and undisclosed pay rise I'll get in a couple of months time, I will be 'mentored' by a director in another office to advance my career within my company.

My only worry is I won't get any higher up the ladder unless I perform sexual favours.

Congratulations - sounds very promising, and especially in the current climate, where pay rises are very hard to come by.  I've been on the same numerical salary for three years.  No bonus, no inflation related rise.  Of course, I do work in the public sector, so I do nothing and take everyone's money.

My apologies, that rant was unrelated.  I did genuinely mean to say congratulations Si Pie.
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