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« Reply #1650 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 21:20:32 »

Of course not! What do you think he has staff for?
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« Reply #1651 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 21:33:26 »

To polish his 10 inch Cloche?
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #1652 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 22:00:56 »

I imagine KOT wearing a top hat and monical everyday like Mr uppity
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FUCK YEAH!




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« Reply #1653 on: Thursday, May 19, 2011, 18:33:17 »

Top Gear

How every episode is so entertaining is so impressive and the worldwide stars they attract has to make it one of the most popular shows ever.

Love it
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I like it firm and fruity.
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« Reply #1654 on: Thursday, May 19, 2011, 20:47:06 »

Finally getting my forms to apply for Uni halls next year.
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« Reply #1655 on: Monday, May 23, 2011, 23:18:54 »

I will not laugh at inappropriate books
I will not laugh at inappropriate books
I will not laugh at inappropriate books
Doh, I lose.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Diana-Heaven-Dead-Princess-Diaries/dp/B004YKWX0M/

The reviews are equally tasteless Smiley
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Adore this life
There is no guarantee
Could end by tomorrow
tans
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« Reply #1656 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 08:35:15 »

David Charlton on Strangeways.

Drain on society, but a legend none the less
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« Reply #1657 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 13:45:57 »

We have a guy at work called Gordon.
He's left his mobile on his desk, so i've set up Gordon Is a Moron by Jilted John as his ringtone.
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« Reply #1658 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 14:00:22 »

Best thing to do is change the phone number of a bird he likes (or his misses) to your own and then send him suggestive/stupid/fantastical text messages. It can be quite fun until you either feel bad and tell him, he works it out, or he follows through. Either way it's fun for all. Well, by all I mean yourself and anyone else involved in sending and reading the texts. Smiley
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« Reply #1659 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 14:56:55 »

He just came back up and his phone rang. Brilliant.
I edited it before I put it on his phone, so it just had the chorus bit.
It's taken him about 15 minutes to work out how to change it back Smiley
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« Reply #1660 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 17:49:02 »

The league 2 banter page.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #1661 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 18:17:22 »

The league 2 banter page.

Just had a look. If thats what passes as wit I fear for humanity
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #1662 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 19:21:55 »

Just had a look. If thats what passes as wit I fear for humanity
Ha yeah.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #1663 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 19:26:15 »

In my worst throes of avoiding Revision, I was tempted to glance at the "Oxford and Swindon Banter Page" which has merely served to convince me that the world would be better off these people were put into a cage and made to fight eachother to the death.

And then the survivors were shot, just to be on the safe side.
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« Reply #1664 on: Tuesday, May 24, 2011, 20:46:35 »

This made me smile...

http://www.footballspotter.com/brutal-foul-czech-pub/
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