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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1440 on: Monday, April 11, 2011, 21:29:03 »

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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #1441 on: Monday, April 11, 2011, 23:06:45 »

http://www.ifc.com/videos/arrested-development-top-banana.php
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« Reply #1442 on: Monday, April 11, 2011, 23:31:35 »

Codeine, and lots of it...
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1443 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 02:23:27 »

How did surgery go?
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« Reply #1444 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 05:58:09 »

It went well apparently, not in too much pain (yet)
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« Reply #1445 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 13:52:11 »

Nice one. That took a damned long time so I hope it's gone well in the long run.
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« Reply #1446 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 13:56:19 »

If I've read their twitters right: the fact that Micheal Rose got in a huff for not being invited to Pruttons BBQ.

If thats true thats hilarious
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« Reply #1447 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 14:30:08 »

If thats true thats hilarious

Did you have to have Leeds on your CV to get an invite Cheesy

Cheesy
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flammableBen

« Reply #1448 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 22:04:50 »

I Went to visit Ally last week, he seems to have become a fan of drawing up shit for this awful funnyjunk.com website, it's mainly just copied 4chan stuff with a +/- rating system.

Everybody on there does something called "thumb whoring" where you ask to have thumbs up because you're mother has promised to suck you off or something.

I got bored of Ally going on about it and promised to make a "thumbwhore" animation.

46533 views and 2430 thumbs up, I'm number one on the site and a temporary 24hour internet star. http://funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/1963202/Thumbwhore/

The whole thing has just made me appreciate the TEF more. I get much more pleasure out of Swindon fans using my cunticon (for which I have no idea what the code is), than I'll ever get from loads of anonymous 14 year olds, lowest common denominator types, using my thumb rape animation.

It's still nice to know I can impress people though.
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« Reply #1449 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 22:13:13 »

Caller on 606

"Imma gonna make a baby, and call it Ryan Giggs"

I think he may have had a few.
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« Reply #1450 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2011, 22:19:18 »

The man singing Summertime and the living is easy while taking a dump in the drivers loo at TNT Bristol today.
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« Reply #1451 on: Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 13:16:43 »

Idiots on facebook.
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DV Canio
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« Reply #1452 on: Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 14:34:10 »

the fact all the bins at work are now labeled dry mixed recycling.

So, all the bins have DMR in big letters on them Smiley
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flammableBen

« Reply #1453 on: Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 14:39:37 »

I drank a ridiculous amount of vodka last night, I just woke up, can barely see, and I think I'm supposed to be going to the put in a few hours.
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« Reply #1454 on: Wednesday, April 13, 2011, 17:03:09 »

Macaroons
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