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« Reply #315 on: Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:15:03 »

That makes absolutely no sense

Glad you said that.

I thought perhaps I had drunk too much scrumpy.
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« Reply #316 on: Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:15:15 »

That makes absolutely no sense
Phew. Glad I'm not the only one thinking that!
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« Reply #317 on: Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:16:36 »

It makes perfect sense.....












Div can't play cricket.
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« Reply #318 on: Sunday, July 18, 2010, 23:30:54 »

Most people I know that play/have played sunday cricket get monumentally twatted afterwards. I think that Div might fall into this category. This side of it has tempted me to play from time to time as it seems to be a brilliant way to spend your sundays.........but Monday mornings are hard enough as it is.
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« Reply #319 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 00:41:55 »

Most people I know that play/have played sunday cricket get monumentally twatted afterwards. I think that Div might fall into this category. This side of it has tempted me to play from time to time as it seems to be a brilliant way to spend your sundays.........but Monday mornings are hard enough as it is.

No umpires so no boundaries on what you can say to get the batter out of their mindset...of course, they are first to quip the personal insults; from then on its only downwards for that specific individual, who goes back and tells the rest how much of a cunt so-and-so is - then they expect you to live up to it, you may as well.

If you're going to lose, you may as well lose having fun rather than lose being a miserable old cunt.
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« Reply #320 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 09:48:25 »

I think I know why you chose to do your degree in maths and not English.
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« Reply #321 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:18:45 »

the fact that the trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you is about 40 pages ahead of this one.
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« Reply #322 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 12:22:10 »

Proper aftershave that burns post shave. I've got plenty of poncey creams and shit, but they don't feel right. I love the feeling of splashing on some Lagerfeld or something and getting that awakening burn.
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« Reply #323 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:22:27 »

The "growbag wars" that are going on in the little estate where our office is!!

Basically one of our neighbours had a load of growbags they were obviously trying to grow tomatoes or something - but it was all dead! anyway my boss found them dumped out the back of our office this morning!

The site of my boss hurling them over there 6ft high fence this morning was amusing to say the least!
Never scorn a gay man!!!
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« Reply #324 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:32:47 »

Having a waitress at Pizza Express say how nice my dress was and asking if it was vintage.

The sound of my Guinea pigs eating grass.

My holiday on The Isles of Scilly in two days time  Smiley
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« Reply #325 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:35:30 »

the day after a big hangover and waking up and feeling human again
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« Reply #326 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:44:02 »

i'm feeling that today juddie
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« Reply #327 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 13:47:44 »

when you bite into a cherry tomato and it literally explodes in your mouth, sometimes spurting tomato flesh out of your mouth all over the PC/newspaper/TV/wife/whatever is in front of your face at the time.
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« Reply #328 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 14:01:05 »

when you bite into a cherry tomato and it literally explodes in your mouth, sometimes spurting tomato flesh out of your mouth all over the PC/newspaper/TV/wife/whatever is in front of your face at the time.


Yes.
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« Reply #329 on: Monday, July 19, 2010, 15:58:18 »

Stumbling across a Swindon away shirt from the doomed 2005/2006 season for 3.50 in a Charity Shop in Devizes.

Re-reading the 10 Chillers Commandments.
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