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« Reply #26130 on: Saturday, October 23, 2021, 11:39:02 » |
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I'm having the Star Wars theme at my funeral, not going to have Darth Vader leading my coffin though (nice idea but couldn't afford that). I'm having the theme at the end when i go to a galaxy far far away (or my ashes get put in the trench outside but hey!)
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #26131 on: Saturday, October 23, 2021, 12:05:11 » |
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I like that. Friend of mine had the theme to Superman as his coffin entered the Crematorium.
Our fruit and Veg man died, there was a big turnip at his funeral. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #26132 on: Saturday, October 23, 2021, 12:47:36 » |
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Going today, hope I can get up the steps to my seat without gasping for breath.
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Sippo
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« Reply #26133 on: Sunday, October 24, 2021, 08:33:18 » |
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Don't know if this annoyed me or made me smile. A grown 60 year old full scum kit wanker on holiday... he had an oxford facemask as well.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Sippo
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« Reply #26134 on: Sunday, October 24, 2021, 09:16:19 » |
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He's also dressed his daughter in the same. Poor kid.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #26135 on: Sunday, October 24, 2021, 09:47:13 » |
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Did you laugh at him?
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« Reply #26136 on: Sunday, October 24, 2021, 11:13:27 » |
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Don't know if this annoyed me or made me smile. A grown 60 year old full scum kit wanker on holiday... he had an oxford facemask as well.
How's he supposed to get a tan, given they are forever in our shadow? |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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Sippo
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« Reply #26137 on: Monday, October 25, 2021, 05:19:30 » |
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The cunt has their black kit on today, shorts n'all.
He walked passed me as I put my town towel out.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #26138 on: Monday, October 25, 2021, 08:55:20 » |
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The cunt has their black kit on today, shorts n'all.
He walked passed me as I put my town towel out.
This has the makings of a good Mills & Boon. Daily updates please. |
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #26139 on: Monday, October 25, 2021, 08:58:28 » |
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This has the makings of a good Mills & Boon. Daily updates please.
"I simply had to get that kit off him. At any cost..." |
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« Reply #26140 on: Monday, October 25, 2021, 09:52:52 » |
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"I simply had to get that kit off him. At any cost..."
The teasing way he sashayed around the pool with a look at me vibe was making my blood boil, I had to have him. |
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« Reply #26141 on: Monday, October 25, 2021, 10:17:20 » |
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His lip curled as my towel unfurled. I'd love some nice oxtail in my soup, I thought.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #26142 on: Monday, October 25, 2021, 11:08:30 » |
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Is that a fat 60-year-old in sportswear, or is that an oxymoron?
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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Sippo
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« Reply #26143 on: Monday, October 25, 2021, 12:09:57 » |
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This has the makings of a good Mills & Boon. Daily updates please.
His daughter has a all kit on as well. A pink one. He also has an oxford tattoo on his chest. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #26144 on: Monday, October 25, 2021, 12:20:05 » |
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His daughter has a all kit on as well. A pink one.
He also has an oxford tattoo on his chest.
Tell him that if you turn his logo upside down, you get an owl fucking a crab. It'll spoil it for him forever. |
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