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« Reply #20250 on: Sunday, February 18, 2018, 12:31:33 » |
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But then you get the top with no custard on and the bottom with all the custard on. I’ve tried eating them side up but to no avail.
Using any sort of utensil isn’t an option.
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« Reply #20251 on: Sunday, February 18, 2018, 13:09:58 » |
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Take the top off, rotate it 180 and put it underneath so that the icing is underneath and you have a double layer of pastry with custard on top.
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #20252 on: Sunday, February 18, 2018, 14:51:08 » |
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Custard slices.
Lovely as they are they are impossible to eat without all the innards squirming out the sides. Is there a skill to eating them?
Must be the messiest food.
Hopefully not so messy that Mrs Audrey needs to be warned about stray custard ending up on the face. |
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Audrey
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« Reply #20253 on: Sunday, February 18, 2018, 15:00:05 » |
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Indeed. Any sort of creamy substance is a definite no-no.
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« Reply #20254 on: Sunday, February 18, 2018, 15:04:03 » |
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Watching my sons u15 team this morning. 1-0 up after three minutes, 1-3 at half time playing like complete strangers. Within minutes of the restart 1-4. So with 20 mins or so to play (40 each half) they suddenly woke up, remembered who they were and what they were supposed to be doing and ran out 8-4 winners.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #20255 on: Sunday, February 18, 2018, 19:09:22 » |
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And one day Europe too
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« Reply #20256 on: Monday, February 19, 2018, 10:00:23 » |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #20257 on: Monday, February 19, 2018, 10:02:58 » |
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Yeah I was discussing the sillyness of that earlier with the missus, of all sports, do they make drugs that enhance sweeping?  |
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To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
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« Reply #20258 on: Monday, February 19, 2018, 10:15:04 » |
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Yeah I was discussing the sillyness of that earlier with the missus, of all sports, do they make drugs that enhance sweeping? Tea? |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #20259 on: Monday, February 19, 2018, 10:24:18 » |
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Tea?
No I don't think so, I am pretty sure stopping for tea actually disrupts the natural rhythm of the sweeper, they do with the road sweepers down here anyway. A mop....thats a different matter though. |
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To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
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« Reply #20260 on: Monday, February 19, 2018, 10:29:38 » |
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Apparently the drug in question prevents your hand shaking. Useful when holding your stones handle I suppose... |
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« Reply #20261 on: Monday, February 19, 2018, 10:36:57 » |
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Apparently the drug in question prevents your hand shaking. Useful when holding your stones handle I suppose...
I think its the same one that Sharapova got popped for? Sounds like a sort of Beta Blocker, its like poor old Bill Werbeniuk all over again! |
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LucienSanchez
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« Reply #20263 on: Wednesday, February 21, 2018, 09:32:30 » |
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« Reply #20264 on: Wednesday, February 21, 2018, 09:43:16 » |
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Non-alcoholic beer, though. |
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