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« Reply #19545 on: Tuesday, August 22, 2017, 15:40:59 »

It's probably a communal one. That is wrong.

It's wrong full stop. It's not the fucking sea.

First comes the pissing in the shower.
Then the going to supermarket/school run pajamas.
Then the giving up on life in general.
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« Reply #19546 on: Tuesday, August 22, 2017, 15:47:59 »

What about wanking in the shower?

Asking for a friend!
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« Reply #19547 on: Tuesday, August 22, 2017, 15:55:40 »

What about wanking in the shower?

Asking for a friend!

I've always found shagging in the shower a bit of a disappointment.. one of those things better in the conception than in the application.
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« Reply #19548 on: Tuesday, August 22, 2017, 16:51:41 »

I've always found shagging in the shower a bit of a disappointment.. one of those things better in the conception than in the application.
The same applies in a hot tub.
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« Reply #19549 on: Tuesday, August 22, 2017, 18:40:03 »

Anything in water really is disappointing.

There are sound reasons for peeing in the shower though. In Norfolk, at least.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/students-at-uea-encouraged-to-urinate-in-the-shower-in-water-saving-campaign-9786400.html
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« Reply #19550 on: Tuesday, August 22, 2017, 19:27:01 »

Anything in water really is disappointing.

There are sound reasons for peeing in the shower though. In Norfolk, at least.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/students-at-uea-encouraged-to-urinate-in-the-shower-in-water-saving-campaign-9786400.html

Of course, some showers use more water than a bath, I'd not recommend considering it in the latter, unless you have a jellyfish sting I guess.
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« Reply #19551 on: Tuesday, August 22, 2017, 19:27:32 »

Oh, and you can add bath to the Reg list.
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« Reply #19552 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 07:32:54 »

The same applies in a hot tub.

Absolutely not.
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« Reply #19553 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 08:57:02 »

^ DV's had sex in a hot tub everyone!
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« Reply #19554 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 09:31:57 »

It's wrong full stop. It's not the fucking sea.

First comes the pissing in the shower.
Then the going to supermarket/school run pajamas.
Then the giving up on life in general.
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No offence chubbs.



2 out of 3 isn't bad i guess...
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« Reply #19555 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 10:33:24 »

^ DV's had sex in a hot tub everyone!

I'm not sure if he means IN a hot tub or WITH a hot tub.

Both options are disgusting. I hope its neither.
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« Reply #19556 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 10:34:49 »

I'm not sure if he means IN a hot tub or WITH a hot tub.

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« Reply #19557 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 16:43:44 »

Anything in water really is disappointing.


Swimming?
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« Reply #19558 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 17:50:00 »

Swimming?

Sex while swimming I haven't tried!
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« Reply #19559 on: Wednesday, August 23, 2017, 17:55:26 »

Sex while swimming I haven't tried!

Breast stroke   Hmmm
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