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« Reply #16035 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 19:35:56 »

Some people are idiots. Was he the  size of a house? "Supersize me" is quite horrific.
That's the thing, he didn't have an ounce of fat on his body.
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« Reply #16036 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 19:42:31 »

That's the thing, he didn't have an ounce of fat on his body.

His veins oozed grease, he was fat on the inside.
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« Reply #16037 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 19:52:43 »

It's his fault offering me a job in the first place that led to me leaving witney for Lancashire...

Should be a funny watch.

How very dare you.
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« Reply #16038 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 20:15:10 »

How very dare you.
I forgot that he was such a loon... And rest assured he will believe everything he says and will not be in the wrong.

It was hilariously bad and much reminded me of Alan Partridge, to be honest my fear is off the back of this he might do something stupid as Lancaster is a very small town and he has nothing and no one.

The sad thing is the money hasn't disappeared in any great scandal he isn't pissing it up the wall or on women motors etc (the jag is leased) he is just shit at business.
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DMR

« Reply #16039 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 21:13:17 »

Bahaha. McDonalds going under? On it's last legs?

Strange they're posting record profits and the share price is going through the roof then.

Like it or loathe it... It's the perfect business model.
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« Reply #16040 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 21:28:59 »

Im sure I also recall they're the second largest land owner in the united states, after the catholic church.
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« Reply #16041 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 21:33:43 »

Gawd loves America!
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« Reply #16042 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 22:51:56 »

Must admit, I had one enjoyable visit to McDonalds. Long drive home from Scotland, in the small hours, nowhere open except at motorway services.

I had a burger, chips, sorry fries, and tea, which was OK. Also got change for a 20 after giving the tired looking chap a fiver. Kept me going all the way to Swindon.


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« Reply #16043 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 23:47:17 »

Gawd loves America!

Cant say I frequent much, but one of the best scoffs I ever had was after landing in Bangkok. Didn't trust any of the local food (battered frogs and crickets and the like), and then saw the magic gates, and filled up with western crap, it was glorious.
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« Reply #16044 on: Friday, October 23, 2015, 05:51:34 »

Bahaha. McDonalds going under? On it's last legs?

Strange they're posting record profits and the share price is going through the roof then.

Like it or loathe it... It's the perfect business model.

Not exactly, they're trying to turn around a long run of decline and look like they're starting to succeed. That doesn't mean they were, or will be anywhere near going under. Did anyone actually read the article?

Also, frog is lovely if cooked right. Crickets are okay with beer, although I'd prefer a packet of salt and vinegar.

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« Reply #16045 on: Friday, October 23, 2015, 06:35:30 »

That's the thing, he didn't have an ounce of fat on his body.

You talking about me soapy tit wank
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« Reply #16046 on: Friday, October 23, 2015, 08:40:07 »

Is it just me, or has the TEF picked up a bit lately?  Nothing like a dire run of form to fuel chat.
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« Reply #16047 on: Friday, October 23, 2015, 08:50:18 »

Is it just me, or has the TEF picked up a bit lately?  Nothing like a dire run of form to fuel chat.
It's just you
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« Reply #16048 on: Friday, October 23, 2015, 09:09:35 »

It's just you

There is evidence to back you up.  

Look at stats for May v October  (ok I know there's about a week left)

May, new topics 112:  Oct, 45.  May, new posts 7999: Oct, 4403. May, new members 81: Oct, 30. May, page views 2,050,635:
Oct, 1,120,297
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Amir

« Reply #16049 on: Friday, October 23, 2015, 09:20:28 »

Quality not quantity, Reg.

Everyone knows a flammableben post is worth 200 of someone else's posts.
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