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« Reply #14370 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 14:27:37 »

Incentive to get their homework done

'If you don't do your homework you're going to watch Oxford'
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« Reply #14371 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 19:05:25 »

Having complained through twitter about Yodel I was helped by someone called Becky. She sent me a DM asking for a tweet about her helpfulness. I tweeted this:

Congrats to Becky at @YodelOnline , she appears the only capable member of staff there! I hope you escape soon

I've really nailed trivial this time!
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« Reply #14372 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 19:16:53 »

Is she fit?
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« Reply #14373 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 19:41:51 »

Her face looks like the yodel logo. I'll ask a/s/l in a bit
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« Reply #14374 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 20:56:01 »

Some cunt from yodel lobbed a parcel over my gate last week instead of knocking on the door. I was in and caught the fucker out. His reaction was amusing when he knew he'd been caught
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« Reply #14375 on: Tuesday, January 13, 2015, 22:47:55 »

I really hate Yodel, and the royal mail.
My Mrs went to pick up something, and they said rm- "oh we've got something else for that address, not for you though. coming up to its 18th day here, gunna be sent back soon". mrs- "oh ok, can i take it?", rm- "no way, you're not named" (all that makes sense)

phoned up today, to be told because i didn't have a card and it might be to signed for i can't either arrange redelivery for a day i know i'll be in, propose a new address for it to be sent to OR ask for a neighbour to sign for it.

I think it might just be me being a magnet for cunts (not in a good way)
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« Reply #14376 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 18:13:24 »

Al Murray the pub landlord standing against Farage at the election.
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« Reply #14377 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 18:22:38 »

Al Murray the pub landlord standing against Farage at the election.

I believe several bookmakers have him at shorter odds to win than they do the Lib Dems.

Murray, that is.
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« Reply #14378 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 18:36:36 »

Had some new furniture delivered by Yodel today. Arrived within the time frame I was given and the driver brought it into the flats, instead of getting me to come out.

After Bennett's constant tirade against them I was expecting problems, but no!
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« Reply #14379 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 18:42:09 »

Had some new furniture delivered by Yodel today. Arrived within the time frame I was given and the driver brought it into the flats, instead of getting me to come out.

After Bennett's constant tirade against them I was expecting problems, but no!

Madness....have a bit of Antipodean crooner Frank Ifield to celebrate

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« Reply #14380 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 19:02:25 »

Had some new furniture delivered by Yodel today. Arrived within the time frame I was given and the driver brought it into the flats, instead of getting me to come out.

After Bennett's constant tirade against them I was expecting problems, but no!

I never had any problems with them. Must be a cunt of a driver around the Swindon area.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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« Reply #14381 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 19:39:35 »

I never had any problems with them. Must be a cunt of a driver around the Swindon area.
Yodel always bring my parcels in for me and I use them at least once or twice a month. Always found their service very good although if I get 2 or 3 box deliveries sometimes they arrive on different vans, no problem though at all.
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« Reply #14382 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 19:44:06 »

Maybe they just think bennett is a cunt  Grin
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« Reply #14383 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 20:10:16 »

Maybe they just think bennett is a cunt  Grin

It's looking very plausible.
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« Reply #14384 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 20:57:31 »

Tyrone Mings now 6' 5" released as a youth from Southampton for being too small.
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