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« Reply #11565 on: Tuesday, December 3, 2013, 19:53:57 »

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/dec/03/boris-johnson-fails-live-iq-test

Ha ha. The words "Hoist" and "Petard" spring unaccountably to mind. Self-satisfied twat.

A scouser not liking Boris? Whatever next.
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« Reply #11566 on: Tuesday, December 3, 2013, 23:43:07 »

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/dec/03/boris-johnson-fails-live-iq-test

Ha ha. The words "Hoist" and "Petard" spring unaccountably to mind. Self-satisfied twat.

Is he going bald Huh? The only spuriuos speck of admiration I begrudgingly had for the complete twat was around his previously over harvested haystack on his head, and that has been compromised by the alien crop circle which looks to have mysteriously appeared (although hopefully someone from Wiltshire has manufactured this on a moonless night) to leave my impressions of him exactly where they belong ! 
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« Reply #11567 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 07:56:07 »

A scouser not liking Boris? Whatever next.
Don't think you have to be from any specific region to recognise Boris Johnson as an odious oaf with a good line in schtick. Bearable on a comdey panel game, wholly unsuited for elected office.
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« Reply #11568 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 09:33:38 »

Don't think you have to be from any specific region to recognise Boris Johnson as an odious oaf with a good line in schtick. Bearable on a comdey panel game, wholly unsuited for elected office.

Yeah, but on the other side of the argument he's got funny hair. Voters like funny hair.
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« Reply #11569 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 09:39:39 »

Yeah, but on the other side of the argument he's got funny hair. Voters like funny hair.
i should run to be a mp then, i have really funny hair.
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« Reply #11570 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 11:42:13 »

"Juventus fined after school children insult Udinese goalkeeper" Too Cool

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25208734
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« Reply #11571 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 13:08:56 »

Yeah, but on the other side of the argument he's got funny hair. Voters like funny hair.
See, now you put it like that it's a whole different picture. Cameron should step aside and let Boris take his rightful place at the helm of the country. The world stage hasn't had a comedy Boris since pisshead Yeltsin shuffled off, so he could restore our international prestige as a leading nation of buffoons.
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« Reply #11572 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 13:17:01 »

I fucking despise Boris Johnston.
I despise his pompous views. 
I despise the act of buffoonery that encourages idiots to think he's lovable. 
I despise the fact that he looks down upon everyone who didn't go to eton / oxbridge. 
I despise the fact that he embodies exactly what the rest of the world think English people are.
 
I'm frankly scared that because of his lovable cuddly isn't he good on HIGNIFY persona to mentally weak could actually think 'oh wouldn't it be funny to have him as a prime minister at some point'

On new years eve I'm going to a fancy dress do with the theme of good and evil as Boris Johnson.  I'm going as evil.   
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« Reply #11573 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 13:25:18 »

Boris is an utter cunt. Typical Tory really
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« Reply #11574 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 13:27:02 »

The German student in Outnumbered summed Boris up pretty well.
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« Reply #11575 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 13:32:33 »

I cant remember anyone in outnumbered repeatedly shouting 'cunt'.
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« Reply #11576 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 13:51:04 »

Good point but they did point out the comedy program with the mayor cycling through london
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« Reply #11577 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 18:10:29 »

Sheena Easton's Bond song has just come up on the pub jukebox.  There are few Bond songs that can top that one.
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« Reply #11578 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 20:18:36 »

Sheena Easton's Bond song has just come up on the pub jukebox.  There are few Bond songs that can top that one.

Goldfinger, and a View To A Kill. That is all.
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« Reply #11579 on: Wednesday, December 4, 2013, 20:21:49 »

Goldfinger, and a View To A Kill. That is all.

Did Thunderball have a theme tune? And Dr No?
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