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Empathy Sloth

« Reply #11265 on: Friday, October 25, 2013, 21:57:20 »

Pretending to be some sort of revolutionary/freedom fighter because of a bad visa situation. Girls love that shit.
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« Reply #11266 on: Friday, October 25, 2013, 22:21:30 »

Katie Perry without make up is shocking google find. Not for me.
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« Reply #11267 on: Friday, October 25, 2013, 22:25:42 »

I'm actually gonna stick up for Chalkies shorts here. I don't find her that attractive. Yeah, she's pretty and all, but she fucking knows it, and if there's one thing that pisses me off it's women who know they're attractive and use it as their main selling point.

I read an interview a while back where she basically said 'from an early age I knew I was pretty and used it to get my way as much as possible'. Fuck you. Go do something worthwhile with your life other than look nice you fucking muppet.
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« Reply #11268 on: Friday, October 25, 2013, 22:45:01 »

I'm actually gonna stick up for Chalkies shorts here. I don't find her that attractive. Yeah, she's pretty and all, but she fucking knows it, and if there's one thing that pisses me off it's women who know they're attractive and use it as their main selling point.

I read an interview a while back where she basically said 'from an early age I knew I was pretty and used it to get my way as much as possible'. Fuck you. Go do something worthwhile with your life other than look nice you fucking muppet.

Hasn't she kind of done that already? Selling records and stuff?
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« Reply #11269 on: Friday, October 25, 2013, 23:44:30 »

Hasn't she kind of done that already? Selling records and stuff?

Would she have got a record contract if she didn't have perky tits? I doubt it. Not marketable.
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« Reply #11270 on: Saturday, October 26, 2013, 00:00:09 »

What's worse is the amount of people that have been liking and sharing it on Facebook and the like, proclaiming that Brand has poetically emphasised their ill-feeling toward the current government and political system when in reality they haven't got the vaguest idea about how it all really works.

I realise that for such a movement to gather momentum, it needs people like this who aren't clued up to actually make the effort to actually learn what Brand argues and why. In a lot of ways I agree with what Brand is essentially trying to argue, but to me it just seems like Joe public are jumping on the next anti-establishment bandwaggon without truly understanding why or where they're actually going.

Isn't this kind of attitude, convincing people that 'they haven't got the vaguest idea about how it all really works' and that they don't 'understand where or why they're actually going,' one of the main techniques employed by those in power and money to prevent a change to their profit-making?

The problem of this corrupt system is not something that is particularly complicated or difficult to understand. Humans have an inherent ability to detect 'fairness' from a very early age. You don't need much of an idea about 'how it all really works,' to know that it is fundamentally wrong. Like Russell Brand said, engaging with such a system is an utter waste of time, so to know any more about it than 'it's wrong, not fit for purpose' is as far as you need to go really.

Brand proposes the pretty basic and easily understood principles of high corporate tax and a political system run by people who are from backgrounds representative of the population they serve. So, I think that if someone re-posts the video they probably have a decent idea of what's wrong and what they'd like to see in its place.

And Katy Perry has an incredible rack and an average face. Probably a pretty awesome personality to have been out with Brand who is funny and intelligent.
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« Reply #11271 on: Sunday, October 27, 2013, 01:05:55 »

It was really cool to bump into Reg the other day, (Wednesday I think). I do have to apologise to him for being a bit spaced out for the first hour of him trying to chat to me. I hadn't had a smoke for ages, had just had a few drags and was pretty stoned. It took me a little while to get back into a place where I could cope with someone from the internet past chatting to me in real life.

After I'd got that sorted out in my head I think we had fun. Although maybe I was a bit drunk my that point.

Life is so confusing.

Hi Reg. You dirty bastard ( I think I said I'd say that but I can't remember why_)
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« Reply #11272 on: Sunday, October 27, 2013, 01:21:40 »

Think I walked past Spacey about a month ago in town, but he blanked me Sad
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« Reply #11273 on: Sunday, October 27, 2013, 02:07:23 »

I met up with DRS a few weeks back for a mid-morning coffee date and bumped into Spacey immediately after.

It was a good day.
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« Reply #11274 on: Sunday, October 27, 2013, 07:59:25 »

Fucking cliques.
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« Reply #11275 on: Sunday, October 27, 2013, 10:40:18 »

It was really cool to bump into Reg the other day, (Wednesday I think). I do have to apologise to him for being a bit spaced out for the first hour of him trying to chat to me. I hadn't had a smoke for ages, had just had a few drags and was pretty stoned. It took me a little while to get back into a place where I could cope with someone from the internet past chatting to me in real life.

After I'd got that sorted out in my head I think we had fun. Although maybe I was a bit drunk my that point.

Life is so confusing.

Hi Reg. You dirty bastard ( I think I said I'd say that but I can't remember why_)

No need to apologise, I couldn't really tell the difference  Smiley  I did try to convince you to do a turn at the Vic karaoke, but you unaccountably demurred.

The "dirty bastard" reference may have derived from the rather fetching lady, who was briefly my new friend for the night, before a couple of her chums convinced her to go home to the husband, or maybe because it was a bit sweaty in a rammed Vic at 2:00 am.
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« Reply #11276 on: Sunday, October 27, 2013, 13:36:59 »

Running a particular route so when I downloaded my GPS trace looked like a big cock and balls.
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« Reply #11277 on: Sunday, October 27, 2013, 17:02:43 »

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« Reply #11278 on: Sunday, October 27, 2013, 17:44:37 »

Currently watching M'gladbach v Frankfurt, I've seen a vision for the future townend  Smiley
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« Reply #11279 on: Sunday, October 27, 2013, 20:19:13 »

Less than half a mile into the great south run, and a japanese runner stops to take a photograph of a playing samba band.
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