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« Reply #10515 on: Monday, August 12, 2013, 19:15:17 »

The new TEF server runs faster with a quarter of the ram and less than half the cpu of the old server. It also hasn't crashed so far. Zzz

So like most IT chaps you tried to wing it on 'not-fit-for-purpose-hardware' until you're forced to upgrade due circumstance... Smiley
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« Reply #10516 on: Monday, August 12, 2013, 19:20:38 »

The new TEF server runs faster with a quarter of the ram and less than half the cpu of the old server. It also hasn't crashed so far. Zzz

You've jinxed it now
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« Reply #10517 on: Monday, August 12, 2013, 19:53:32 »

Punfest 2013.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23673113
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« Reply #10518 on: Monday, August 12, 2013, 20:08:30 »

All shook up?
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« Reply #10519 on: Monday, August 12, 2013, 20:28:47 »

The smiler at alton towers Yes
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« Reply #10520 on: Monday, August 12, 2013, 21:01:00 »

So like most IT chaps you tried to wing it on 'not-fit-for-purpose-hardware' until you're forced to upgrade due circumstance... Smiley

Na, stringent testing and monitoring took place. Cheesy

To be honest though, unlike consumer operating systems, webservers seem to evolve and become lighter, quicker and more efficient. The new server is using less resources during matchday than the old one did while doing nothing at all. In fact, this one, as we chat, is using less memory and cpu than just the anti-virus on the old one.

You've jinxed it now

Bring it on. Smiley
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« Reply #10521 on: Monday, August 12, 2013, 23:12:20 »

A larger lady on one of these police programs arrested on suspicion of shoplifting, her pockets are emptied of sweets and choccie bars. "I ain't nicked nuffing!".
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« Reply #10522 on: Tuesday, August 13, 2013, 09:13:31 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23655675
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« Reply #10523 on: Tuesday, August 13, 2013, 09:17:33 »

I saw that on the news yesterday, fair play to him, cant see Cameron doing it here though!
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« Reply #10524 on: Tuesday, August 13, 2013, 13:59:39 »



Love this.
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« Reply #10525 on: Tuesday, August 13, 2013, 14:41:29 »

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« Reply #10526 on: Tuesday, August 13, 2013, 15:32:14 »

I saw that on the news yesterday, fair play to him, cant see Cameron doing it here though!

Does Cameron actually know how to drive?  I thought he had a little man to do that for him.
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« Reply #10527 on: Tuesday, August 13, 2013, 15:38:10 »

Does Cameron actually know how to drive?  I thought he had a little man to do that for him.
A fair point well made. I actually don't know but you can guarantee that if he met any of the public he would have his bacterial hand cleanser with him.
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« Reply #10528 on: Tuesday, August 13, 2013, 17:20:05 »

I like just how much bees like lavender.  Butterflies, too.
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« Reply #10529 on: Tuesday, August 13, 2013, 17:35:55 »

I like just how much bees like lavender.  Butterflies, too.

They are partial to a bit of honey also.
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