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wiggy
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« Reply #9795 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 22:45:46 »

I am abso-fucking-lutely shit faced. Being drunk is ace. Even if I have spent 5 minutes making the typos disappear on this post.
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« Reply #9796 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 22:48:58 »

I am abso-fucking-lutely shit faced. Being drunk is ace. Even if I have spent 5 minutes making the typos disappear on this post.


Ha ha, but will it be so ace in the morning when you feel like crap?
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« Reply #9797 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 22:54:40 »

Dosser's Canadian brother.
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« Reply #9798 on: Thursday, May 30, 2013, 23:01:34 »

 Yes
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« Reply #9799 on: Friday, May 31, 2013, 00:18:41 »

Being really shit faced just got better.  My wife just asked to measure my length/girth to settle a facwbook debate,
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« Reply #9800 on: Friday, May 31, 2013, 06:42:15 »

Being really shit faced just got better.  My wife just asked to measure my length/girth to settle a facwbook debate,

So long as  she didn't come back with tweezers and a microscope I think its a compliment.
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« Reply #9801 on: Friday, May 31, 2013, 07:29:58 »

The new Queens of the Stone Age album coming out in 3 days time!
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« Reply #9802 on: Friday, May 31, 2013, 07:40:32 »

Wiggy probably waking up about now with the "Oh no!" feeling  Smiley
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« Reply #9803 on: Friday, May 31, 2013, 09:24:51 »

The new Queens of the Stone Age album coming out in 3 days time!

Saw them on Jools Holland the other week and thought good grief, just how badly have QOTSA fallen?. Mrs said exactly the same.
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« Reply #9804 on: Friday, May 31, 2013, 16:43:01 »

No hang-over this morning - result. Walked the dog, went to my mums for lunch, expensive trip to garden centre.
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« Reply #9805 on: Saturday, June 1, 2013, 10:32:19 »

I slept with a German I met on chatroulette. In Berlin now.
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« Reply #9806 on: Saturday, June 1, 2013, 10:33:29 »

I slept with a German I met on chatroulette. In Berlin now.

Nice original German name I suppose!
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« Reply #9807 on: Saturday, June 1, 2013, 13:14:14 »

I slept with a German I met on chatroulette.
Just cos you knocked one out in front of the camera doesn't count as sleeping with them.
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« Reply #9808 on: Saturday, June 1, 2013, 13:43:57 »

I slept with a German I met on chatroulette. In Berlin now.

What's his name?
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« Reply #9809 on: Saturday, June 1, 2013, 13:47:06 »

Just cos you knocked one out in front of the camera doesn't count as sleeping with them.


 
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