trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good

[Matchworn Shirts]

they are getting a bit tack-y now

[london_red]

It has been interesting watching this story unfoald. Didn't think it would stirrup such a controversy.

[blah blah]

As Paolo would say "Theeees Canter go onnnn"  

[4D]

Good show chaps

[Matchworn Shirts]

don't spur them on

[Benzel]

Horse shoes.

[Anteater]

Nothing wrong with a bit of Horse, tastes fine with a bit of salad dressage.

[bigbobjoylove]

Reading about a bloke who outsourced his own job

"As it turns out, Bob had simply outsourced his own job to a Chinese consulting firm. Bob spent less that one fifth of his six-figure salary for a Chinese firm to do his job for him. Authentication was no problem, he physically FedExed his RSA token to China so that the third-party contractor could log-in under his credentials during the workday. It would appear that he was working an average 9 to 5 work day. Investigators checked his web browsing history, and that told the whole story.

A typical ‘work day’ for Bob looked like this:

9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos

11:30 a.m. – Take lunch

1:00 p.m. – Ebay time.

2:00 – ish p.m Facebook updates – LinkedIn

4:30 p.m. – End of day update e-mail to management.

5:00 p.m. – Go home

For the last several years in a row he received excellent remarks. His code was clean, well written, and submitted in a timely fashion. Quarter after quarter, his performance review noted him as the best developer in the building."

[Chubbs]

Reading about a bloke who outsourced his own job

"As it turns out, Bob had simply outsourced his own job to a Chinese consulting firm. Bob spent less that one fifth of his six-figure salary for a Chinese firm to do his job for him. Authentication was no problem, he physically FedExed his RSA token to China so that the third-party contractor could log-in under his credentials during the workday. It would appear that he was working an average 9 to 5 work day. Investigators checked his web browsing history, and that told the whole story.

A typical ‘work day’ for Bob looked like this:

9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos

11:30 a.m. – Take lunch

1:00 p.m. – Ebay time.

2:00 – ish p.m Facebook updates – LinkedIn

4:30 p.m. – End of day update e-mail to management.

5:00 p.m. – Go home

For the last several years in a row he received excellent remarks. His code was clean, well written, and submitted in a timely fashion. Quarter after quarter, his performance review noted him as the best developer in the building."

genius

[THE FLASH]

That is excellent...after 5 or 6 years at 6 fig salary...who gives a Fuck...he's laughing...just like the fat Man City player on 40k a week...except this guy delivered.....genius.

[Peter Venkman]

Whats the best cheese to disguise the flavour of a horse burger? Mascarpone

[STFC4LIFE]

Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb's and some burgers.

So that's white rum, navy rum and Red Rum.

[sonicyouth]

[slinky]

"Boner killing tit-kerchief!" 

[ibelieveinmrreeves]

Bye bye Blockbuster.