trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good

[donkey]

And women. German women are great. Most German people are to be fair.

German women?  Good card players.

[nevillew]

German women?  Good card players.

But would you poker?

[4D]

I haven't been to Germany since 1979, I wonder if it's changed much? 

[Abrahammer]

Russians make the Frogs look positively considerate, friendly and down to earth

They have no concept of politeness, anyone who has shared a hotel has probably seen this.  Miserable, moaning cunts.  Their birds have pointy faces and no tits (generally), almost witchlike.

[Notts red]

Just saw the champions league goals from last night, Mexes of AC Milan scored a great goal very similar if not better than Falons overhead shot. Not bad for a centre back. 

[Flashheart]

I like this water bear

[url width=624 height=351]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/waterbear.jpg[/url]

He has a nice jacket

[pauld]

WTF is that?

[Samdy Gray]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade

[pauld]

Shit the bed, they're hideous.

[sonicyouth]

the last page of this thread made me realise how lucky i am to live in norway.

or not.

[Anteater]

I like this water bear

[url width=624 height=351]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/waterbear.jpg[/url]

He has a nice jacket

Surely thats a hoover bag turned inside out??

[4D]

You skinned? 

[Sippo]

Made me smile

An unknown youngster has beaten off competition from former European Player of the Year Jean-Pierre Papin to be named the new manager of Azerbaijani club Baku FC – based on his experience of playing the computer game Football Manager.
Vugar Guloglan oglu Huseynzade, aged just 21, was confirmed as manager of ambitious Baku on Wednesday, following the sacking of former Olympiacos defender Bozdar Bandovic.
Huseynzade, who has been a behind-the-scenes advisor since February, fought off competition from former France striker Jean-Pierre Papin – a man who has previous managerial experience with Strasbourg, Lens and Chateauroux.
The young man has now understandably shot to fame, but the size of the challenge does not faze him.
Speaking to a Swedish newspaper after the news broke of his appointment, Huseynzade explained that while he has never held a real managerial position, he has 10 years’ worth of experience to call upon from the computer simulation Football Manager.
‘I've always wanted to work in football and have played Football Manager since 2002,’ said Huseynzade.
The passionate prospect has already set out his aims for the future, with the goal to get Baku into the Europa League within three years.
A realistic challenge perhaps, but Baku are currently in the relegation zone in the Azerbaijani Premier League, and have it all to do to avoid relegation.


Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/918759-baku-fc-name-21-year-old-as-manager-based-on-computer-game-experience#ixzz2D3KX6wdy

[jayohaitchenn]

Spotted this in the links from Sippo's post.

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/918700-chelmsford-player-left-with-egg-on-his-face-after-taking-worst-free-kick-ever

[Flashheart]

Having a couple of beers at a nearby restaurant and a 5 foot monitor lizard strolls by just a 3-4 foot away. He was a big fella, built like a brick shitehouse.