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« Reply #6840 on: Saturday, September 8, 2012, 21:04:46 » |
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GOLD: REFEREE  -------------------------------------- SILVER: LEYTON ORIENT  BRONZE: SWINDON TOWN  --------------------------------- ----------------------------------- |
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« Reply #6841 on: Sunday, September 9, 2012, 10:53:51 » |
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At the time, Tequila.
The state i'm in this morning says otherwise.
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« Reply #6842 on: Sunday, September 9, 2012, 12:08:51 » |
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At the time, Tequila.
The state i'm in this morning says otherwise.
Tequila
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« Reply #6844 on: Sunday, September 9, 2012, 17:55:44 » |
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Tinpot cunts with a seriously overinflated sense of self worth
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #6845 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 15:27:46 » |
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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« Reply #6846 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 15:33:26 » |
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Just been on the phone to one of our engineers who is servicing a generator at some grand old house in Henley. Can hear a dog going fucking ballistic in the background. "Hang on Dave, I'm going to go and shut this fucking dog indoors..." Puts phone on the side, background barking interrupted by a loud yelp... Panting engineer back on the phone... "The cunt just bit me"
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #6847 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 16:17:29 » |
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First game without Schottenheimer as offensive co-ordinator and the Jets break an all time team record for scoring points.
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« Reply #6848 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 20:45:47 » |
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Waving your arms around like a loon trying to stop a juvenile secretary bird from jumping over a garden fence. Not something you get do every day.
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« Reply #6849 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 20:48:46 » |
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Waving your arms around like a loon trying to stop a juvenile secretary bird from jumping over a garden fence. Not something you get do every day.
How would such an event come about in the first place? Very random. |
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« Reply #6850 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 20:49:18 » |
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Was it a suicide attempt?
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« Reply #6851 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 21:05:47 » |
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Most definately NSFW:
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« Reply #6852 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 21:17:05 » |
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1. discovering that Rowan Atkinson did a series of adverts for a norwegian supermarket
2. the fact that every single rema 1000 looks exactly the same as it did in 1994
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« Reply #6853 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 21:18:37 » |
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How would such an event come about in the first place?
Very random.
Batch chasing her into the garden with his cock out. Again. ?? |
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« Reply #6854 on: Monday, September 10, 2012, 21:18:38 » |
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How would such an event come about in the first place?
Very random.
Hawk Conservancy half day birds of prey experience on Saturday. Flew a spectacled owl, hooded vulture, bateleur eagle and a harris hawk. The secretary bird is a few months old and is being trained by the founders son whose house is in the grounds, and whose garden the bird lives in. So the person who took us for the half day let it out for 15 minutes on provision we stopped it flying over the fence, which it did try to do. [url width=200 height=324]http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r66/batch_2001/SEC_crop_opt.jpg[/url] I promised to cut Mrs B out the picture. Batch chasing her into the garden with his cock out. Again. ??
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