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« Reply #6645 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 11:13:56 »

Have I?

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« Reply #6646 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 11:15:21 »

The comments on here make me laugh, they lose one game and they're season's already over.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19327903
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« Reply #6647 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 11:36:15 »

After all the TEF advice I got last year I have yet to decide to have this done. Was it bad ?

** Nothing too gruesome below but in the interests of forum decorum, skip over this post if you don't want to read about balls and stuff.  **

The procedure itself was OK, I suppose.  It felt a little uncomfortable despite the local anaesthetic, but it was relatively quick and the doctor really knew his stuff.  I felt quite woosy/clammy during and immediately after...but that was just me and my personal response to knowing what was going on down there.  It passed very soon afterwards.  Start to finish (incl the sit down spiel with the doc before you drop your pants) took no more than 30 mins.  The local doesn't wear off for an hour or so afterwards, so walking away wasn't a problem either.  But I was a little unsteady on my feet (see above).  Some people do, apparently, drive themselves home afterwards but, based on my own experience, I really wouldn't recommend it.

The next day, you're almost ordered to do nothing other than sit your arse all day watching DVDs...which I did, gladly.  It hurt a bit but, if I'm honest, nothing like as much as some of the stories I'd heard from others on here & elsewhere.  Painkillers and antibiotics prescribed as standard.  The incisions are tiny (maybe 3mm to 4mm each), so no stitches needed and next to no bleeding.  Just some swelling and bruising early on but, as mentioned above, that's already getting better for me after just 3 days.

I'm told the best bit is that, in theory anyway, knowing there's no risk of unwanted pregnancy leads to more sex than you had ever imagined possible.  But I'm not really there yet!
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« Reply #6648 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 12:12:45 »

have you started wanking again
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« Reply #6649 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 12:34:47 »

Thanks Ardilles. Good to know. Just have to bite the bullet as it were
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« Reply #6650 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 12:38:44 »

I wouldn't do that Bewster. Smiley
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« Reply #6651 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 13:17:18 »

have you started wanking again

Thats to be recommended - it takes a while for the tubes to clear themselves of all the live ones so the sooner they are flushed out, the sooner you get the all clear. It took me 6 months, the wriggly little fuckers didn't want to leave Cheesy
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« Reply #6652 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 13:46:50 »

Does one's ejaculate still look the same post-snip?

I imagine it to to be thinner and less viscous.
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« Reply #6653 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 14:10:24 »

have you started wanking again

I couldn't possibly comment.

Does one's ejaculate still look the same post-snip?

I imagine it to to be thinner and less viscous.

Will be sure to keep you posted on that!  (I'm sure others who are a little further down that road than I am would be better qualified to answer.)
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« Reply #6654 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 14:35:35 »

Does one's ejaculate still look the same post-snip?

I imagine it to to be thinner and less viscous.

Still looks the same to me. And the wife says it tastes the same too even though I tried to convince her that it would taste better - it only worked once!
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« Reply #6655 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 14:44:27 »

Still looks the same to me. And the wife says it tastes the same too even though I tried to convince her that it would taste better - it only worked once!

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« Reply #6656 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 14:51:26 »

Still looks the same to me. And the wife says it tastes the same too even though I tried to convince her that it would taste better - it only worked once!

Hahaha!!!!! Fucking brilliant
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« Reply #6657 on: Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 23:18:39 »

Having a quick chat with Grimsby based Town fans at traffic lights in Coventry going home tonight.  They won't be home until 2am!
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« Reply #6658 on: Wednesday, August 22, 2012, 09:29:36 »



Korean pop madness. Watch the video and try not to smile.
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« Reply #6659 on: Wednesday, August 22, 2012, 09:51:24 »

Having a quick chat with Grimsby based Town fans at traffic lights in Coventry going home tonight.  They won't be home until 2am!

Would you rush, if you were going to Grimsby ?
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