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« Reply #6435 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 15:03:30 »

The dead babies jokes uproar on facebook.

No-one is forcing people to read these jokes, personally I don't like them and therefore I won't read them. However we apparently live in a country which gives people the freedom speech. To use a quote from someone 'I disagree with what you say but I'll defend to the death you're right to say it.'

The same applies to all types of media if you don't like it don't read/watch/listen to it.
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« Reply #6436 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 15:40:00 »

That page has been around for years.

Every few months or so people rediscover it and kick up a fuss.
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« Reply #6437 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 15:55:02 »

fuck that, post them

Why can't you fool a miscarriage?

It wasn't born yesterday.
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« Reply #6438 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 15:59:51 »

What's 10 inches long, red head, and makes the missus scream when I force it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

ooooooosh
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« Reply #6439 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 16:00:25 »

Which nicely leads me to what makes me feel good. Closing my facebook

I closed mine about 2 years ago, maybe more, I forget. It feels great. Until you accidentally log back in 6 months later and reactivate it. I then made it so I could never, ever, no matter what, login again!

That page has been around for years.

Every few months or so people rediscover it and kick up a fuss.

Facebook is often a bit of an intelligence vacuum, at least amongst those who actually take part and comment anyway.  The acronym IRL is made for facebook.

I remember when there was a viral status update (post this to your status to stop this, or some shit) about the James Bulger killers being released soon... Uhm, welcome to last decade children...
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« Reply #6440 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 16:16:54 »

I closed mine about 2 years ago, maybe more, I forget. It feels great. Until you accidentally log back in 6 months later and reactivate it. I then made it so I could never, ever, no matter what, login again!

Facebook is often a bit of an intelligence vacuum, at least amongst those who actually take part and comment anyway.  The acronym IRL is made for facebook.

I remember when there was a viral status update (post this to your status to stop this, or some shit) about the James Bulger killers being released soon... Uhm, welcome to last decade children...
How did you do that Barry
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« Reply #6441 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 16:21:28 »

How did you do that Barry

He killed himself. This is an imposter Barry Scott.
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« Reply #6442 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 16:56:05 »

How did you do that Barry

I first opened a blank word/text file and wrote a load of nonsense characters like, iiviv7hshevst5cyuvy. I then opened a yahoo email account and pasted this rubbish in as the password for yahoo. Then I updated my facebook email to this new yahoo account removing my old email and all contact data from FB.

Once that's done I changed my FB password to the nonsense I used for the yahoo password. I then deactivated Facebook, logged out the yahoo email, then closed the document with the long password without saving. Job done, recovery impossible.

Of course the account will still be held by FB, but there's no chance of you accidentally using it or being tempted to reactivate it, so to all intents and purposes it'll be dead.
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Freddies Ferret

« Reply #6443 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 17:28:38 »

Chris hoye! What a man
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« Reply #6444 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 18:31:36 »

There are quite a few hilarious dead baby jokes. I was going to tell a couple, but as a mod I have to try and behave.

I suggest you look up the meaning hilarious,because dead baby and hilarious is just not an option in my book.
Everyone to there own i suppose.....just cant see how a dead baby joke would make you laugh Hmmm

Not having a pop Barry by the way.
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« Reply #6445 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 19:36:13 »

Like you say, each to their own. And I know you're not having a pop leefer.
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« Reply #6446 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 19:39:38 »

The ones posted in this thread made me laugh.
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« Reply #6447 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 19:42:41 »

Like you say, each to their own. And I know you're not having a pop leefer.

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« Reply #6448 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 19:56:03 »

What's funnier than dead baby?




A dead baby in a clown costume.
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« Reply #6449 on: Tuesday, August 7, 2012, 20:24:54 »

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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