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« Reply #6240 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 21:06:10 »

Ha, I'll report back on my experience.

Make sure to memorise nonsensical reasons to pick number 7, 12 and 3.
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« Reply #6241 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 21:24:31 »

To get on you've got to really buy into it and believe that it's all down to fate and decision-making, so go strongly down that line.
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« Reply #6242 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 21:46:59 »

Make sure to memorise nonsensical reasons to pick number 7, 12 and 3.

But make up loads of super pathetic ones with no relevance. And squeeze in a cheese reference to every box.

"OK, on 1973 I wasn't born, but my dad, who was, had a penchant for fishing late in the evening. For many years that helped my family eat. He also happened to really enjoy a spot of blue cheese late at night and when I found out his father also did the same, it really left it's mark. So on account of my Dad going out to fish at late and my grandad eating lots of cheese: Dave, box number 20 please."
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« Reply #6243 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 21:55:51 »

But make up loads of super pathetic ones with no relevance. And squeeze in a cheese reference to every box.

"OK, on 1973 I wasn't born, but my dad, who was, had a penchant for fishing late in the evening. For many years that helped my family eat. He also happened to really enjoy a spot of blue cheese late at night and when I found out his father also did the same, it really left it's mark. So on account of my Dad going out to fish at late and my grandad eating lots of cheese: Dave, box number 20 please."

That's the stuff. As cryptic as a 3-2-1 clue. Not that most of the people on here are of an age to remember 3-2-1...
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« Reply #6244 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 22:19:19 »

Dusty bin would look fine in the best of Kitchens Smiley
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« Reply #6245 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 22:37:18 »

The Lord John, Stroud.  Pint
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« Reply #6246 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 22:50:24 »

But make up loads of super pathetic ones with no relevance. And squeeze in a cheese reference to every box.

"OK, on 1973 I wasn't born, but my dad, who was, had a penchant for fishing late in the evening. For many years that helped my family eat. He also happened to really enjoy a spot of blue cheese late at night and when I found out his father also did the same, it really left it's mark. So on account of my Dad going out to fish at late and my grandad eating lots of cheese: Dave, box number 20 please."

This has had me in tears for the last 5 minutes.  Absolute classic!
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« Reply #6247 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 08:06:23 »

That's the stuff. As cryptic as a 3-2-1 clue. Not that most of the people on here are of an age to remember 3-2-1...

 Embarrassed. I found them confusing, but Ted Rogers read them out so quickly! I had a dusty bin money box as a kid.  Bye
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« Reply #6248 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 08:29:57 »

The Lord John, Stroud.  Pint

You've got to be kidding me!
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« Reply #6249 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 13:06:06 »

Just found out that we have a life insurance policy at work in the name of "Mr & Mrs Osuch-Goodhead"
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« Reply #6250 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 15:45:27 »

Tahiti will be playing in the confederations cup next summer.

179th in the world.
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« Reply #6251 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 16:01:27 »

You've got to be kidding me!
It's so shit that it's good.
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« Reply #6252 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 16:17:22 »

Taken from the Lee Cox thread on the Oxford forum:

Quote from: thameox
Feeder club for oxford, you're just a feeder club for Oxford, Feeder club for oxford!

Fair play...I liked that.  Some of them do have a sense of humour after all.   Smiley
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« Reply #6253 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 17:23:50 »

going onto ladbrooks to see that i won 160 quid on a bed i forgot i made :-)
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