trivial things that make you smile,or make you feel good

[DRS]

Now a number 39 is the local chinese

[Bob's Orange]

Hibs getting spanked in the Scottish Cup Final!! 111 and counting peg sellers!!

[slinky]

Seen them outside Iceland,funnily enough eying up bikes.Gave them the chance to take me where they sold which they declined.Dragged one through a busy town centre to police drop in centre(holding cells) walked out saw the other one hiding near sir dans so did the same with him although i think he tripped over 2/3 times on the way and seemed to land awkwardly on to a fist(big hands you see) 

Best bit was when they took first ones name and dob (older one mid 30s) the search came back with warrant outstanding

Good work! 

[Simon Pieman]

Now a number 39 is the local chinese

[No Longer Posh Red]

Liverpool fans thinking that Martinez isn't good enough for them, deluded fuckers.

I hope he doesn't go there, he strikes me as a good manager who might just turn them into a good side. Although to be fair if he gets the job the fans will probably do a Woy to him

[bigbobjoylove]

Best bit was when they took first ones name and dob (older one mid 30s) the search came back with warrant outstanding

DRS the Bounty Hunter! Well done sir!

[Coca Fola]

Used to be widely available over here in the 80's  - "It is a lager not a tune...." - but only seen in Holland in recent years.

I've seen it loads of times. In pubs and shops, you're just not looking hard enough.

[Matchworn Shirts]

Seen them outside Iceland,funnily enough eying up bikes.Gave them the chance to take me where they sold which they declined.Dragged one through a busy town centre to police drop in centre(holding cells) walked out saw the other one hiding near sir dans so did the same with him although i think he tripped over 2/3 times on the way and seemed to land awkwardly on to a fist(big hands you see) 

Best bit was when they took first ones name and dob (older one mid 30s) the search came back with warrant outstanding

Like a Sir

[Uncletrunx]

Today, I won a Football for scoring the most penalties at the school fete.

I used the great tactic of "wallop it as hard as possible".

It made me happy.

[Costanza]

Today, I won a Football for scoring the most penalties at the school fete.

I used the great tactic of "wallop it as hard as possible".

It made me happy.

Please tell us that the goalkeeper was 6 year old.

[Arriba]

Liverpool fans thinking that Martinez isn't good enough for them, deluded fuckers.

I hope he doesn't go there, he strikes me as a good manager who might just turn them into a good side. Although to be fair if he gets the job the fans will probably do a Woy to him

Woy had king kenny upstairs making stupid statements which had their stupid fans wanting him in. I'm sure woy would have turned them around given a decent crack at it. Things will be different this time. If their lot aint patient with whoever comes in they will only suffer for it.

[Uncletrunx]

That would've made it even better!

The goalie was a local lad. My stated aim was to get the word Adidas embedded on his body. I failed in that objective.

[Arriba]

Seen them outside Iceland,funnily enough eying up bikes.Gave them the chance to take me where they sold which they declined.Dragged one through a busy town centre to police drop in centre(holding cells) walked out saw the other one hiding near sir dans so did the same with him although i think he tripped over 2/3 times on the way and seemed to land awkwardly on to a fist(big hands you see) 

Best bit was when they took first ones name and dob (older one mid 30s) the search came back with warrant outstanding

fair play. Doesn't get the bike back though so a kick the shit out of them after the old bill have dealt with them.

[Arriba]

The asian mini mart shop at nythe. Matey gave me discounts without even asking for them when i bought some cider and a couple of bottles of wine this evening.

[Sippo]

Holly willoughby. Fuck me she would get it.