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« Reply #5325 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 05:24:39 » |
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making up some horse shite excuse to have a sickday at work to spend it with a best friend
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« Reply #5326 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 07:09:10 » |
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Farting in a lift just as you're getting out and someone else is getting in.
Wrong on so many levels. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #5327 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 07:14:55 » |
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Farting in a lift just as you're getting out and someone else is getting in.
I have a habit of doing stinky farts in empty lifts just before it stops on a floor and someone else (usually a hot girl) gets in. |
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« Reply #5328 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 07:30:25 » |
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Wrong on so many levels.
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« Reply #5329 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 07:57:48 » |
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Wrong on so many levels.
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« Reply #5330 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 10:19:08 » |
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Don't fail them fucking exams cause you're stroking your cock all day ogling girls instead
Failing the exams means i get an extra year of that though If you're doing that in the library remind me never to go in there again...
Oh, stay away from the ground floor seating area..... |
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« Reply #5331 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 13:30:54 » |
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« Reply #5332 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 13:36:52 » |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #5333 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 14:24:22 » |
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Not on my car but someone else's
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #5334 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 14:27:17 » |
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Arranging a paintball/Xbox/Star Wars stoner bonanza.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Stirlingshire Reds
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« Reply #5335 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 14:31:13 » |
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Not on my car but someone else's
Plans are afoot to incorporate some of those as epaulettes on next season's Oxford strip. Allegedly. |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #5336 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 14:37:37 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #5337 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 15:05:18 » |
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Passed my driving test  |
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« Reply #5338 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 15:07:49 » |
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Passed my driving test Congrats, did you pass it in Croydon? |
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« Reply #5339 on: Thursday, May 10, 2012, 15:09:59 » |
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Congrats, did you pass it in Croydon?
Thanks, yeah it was in Croydon. |
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