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« Reply #3195 on: Monday, November 7, 2011, 19:07:15 »

My mate has just been to get his results at Brighton clap clinic. He's all clear and genuinely asked the doctor bloke "do I get a certificate?"

Did he?
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« Reply #3196 on: Monday, November 7, 2011, 19:19:45 »

No. Seemed a bit disappointed.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #3197 on: Monday, November 7, 2011, 19:25:10 »

No. Seemed a bit disappointed.

Perhaps he was hoping to become a porn star?
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton

We travel over England
And one day Europe too

Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #3198 on: Monday, November 7, 2011, 19:25:22 »


I've had worse.
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donkey tells the truth

I headed the ball.

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« Reply #3199 on: Monday, November 7, 2011, 19:57:12 »


I looked for the publishing date, expecting it to say 1st April
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« Reply #3200 on: Monday, November 7, 2011, 20:15:21 »

Haha blubbergut
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« Reply #3201 on: Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 11:54:53 »

Scottish firework display lasting 50 seconds instead of the intended 30 minutes due to 'technical hitch'.  One of the funniest clips I have seen in ages.  Can only imagine what the organisers were saying behind the scenes while it was all going off.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-15611160
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3202 on: Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 11:57:55 »

Probably covering their ear it must have been that loud! Brilliant.
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« Reply #3203 on: Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 12:19:27 »

http://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co.uk/news/9258776.Man__45__denies_having_sex_with_a_dog/

i bet the bitch was asking for it
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« Reply #3204 on: Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 12:26:05 »


ruff justice
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« Reply #3205 on: Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 13:31:23 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15636043.stm

White elephant about to get even whiter.
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« Reply #3206 on: Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 13:42:05 »

Link is not opening for me.  But I'm going to guess it's about Franchise extending their already grossly over-capacity stadium?
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« Reply #3207 on: Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 13:45:44 »

An extra 10,000 for £56 million? thats going to take a loooong time to get that back.
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« Reply #3208 on: Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 13:53:45 »

Fuckin' hell, they only get about the same as us at home, 7-8K average.
So that means 3/4 of the ground is going to be empty.
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« Reply #3209 on: Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 13:55:43 »

Dunno why they can't go the whole hog and expand it to it's 45,000 limit. A stadium with 37,000 spare seats would be a riot. Stop pussy-footing around Winky, you know it makes sense.
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