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« Reply #22575 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 12:18:40 » |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #22576 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 18:20:05 » |
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Bought/ordered a new motorbike a few weeks ago without telling the wife. It's not due for delivery until some time in October.
I didn't tell her at the time, and the longer I left it the more difficult it seemed to be to do so.
It finally came out today and I'm still alive and my balls are still attached, which is a bit of a relief.
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JBZ
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« Reply #22577 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 19:48:06 » |
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Bought/ordered a new motorbike a few weeks ago without telling the wife. It's not due for delivery until some time in October.
I didn't tell her at the time, and the longer I left it the more difficult it seemed to be to do so.
It finally came out today and I'm still alive and my balls are still attached, which is a bit of a relief.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #22578 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 19:48:48 » |
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It's a like a push bike but with an engine.
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JBZ
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« Reply #22579 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 19:50:10 » |
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It's a like a push bike but with an engine.
Very good. For clarity, my enquiry relates to the make/model of motorcycle |
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« Reply #22580 on: Wednesday, September 11, 2019, 19:51:58 » |
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It's a like a push bike but with an engine.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #22581 on: Thursday, September 12, 2019, 04:42:10 » |
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Royal Enfield Interceptor. |
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« Reply #22582 on: Thursday, September 12, 2019, 04:59:25 » |
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Royal Enfield Interceptor.
I see that they have had very good reviews. I might be tempted to get one at some stage. |
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« Reply #22583 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 11:03:30 » |
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Its an oldie but still makes me laugh... Meanwhile in Carlisle..  |
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« Reply #22584 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 13:47:00 » |
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« Reply #22585 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 15:54:48 » |
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When I am looking for new writers, I ask applicants to talk to me about cheese. It's a way of getting a candid demonstration of their skills, and their enthusiasm for the job. This is one person's take on the good stuff: I like cheese for the critical and futuristic thinking it inculcate. However, I do not know how to play it. I know a few things about it such as the King, the Queen, and the Knights that's all. The candidate has not been short-listed. |
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« Reply #22586 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 16:09:44 » |
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When I am looking for new writers, I ask applicants to talk to me about cheese. It's a way of getting a candid demonstration of their skills, and their enthusiasm for the job.
This is one person's take on the good stuff:
The candidate has not been short-listed.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #22587 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 17:05:49 » |
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When I am looking for new writers, I ask applicants to talk to me about cheese. It's a way of getting a candid demonstration of their skills, and their enthusiasm for the job.
This is one person's take on the good stuff:
The candidate has not been short-listed.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #22588 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 17:11:52 » |
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Was English his 1st language?
Yes. And he wants to be a writer... |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #22589 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 17:26:28 » |
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Yes.
And he wants to be a writer...
Shit the bed. Now if prawn was mentioned I would have found it even funnier |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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