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« Reply #22590 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 18:52:10 » |
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oh.
well, it's good to have a dream!
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« Reply #22591 on: Friday, September 13, 2019, 19:31:35 » |
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Yes.
And he wants to be a writer...
Sounds perfect. That story for its sheer stupidity would become click bait which is what being an internet writer is all about... |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #22592 on: Sunday, September 15, 2019, 19:05:19 » |
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Today I joined the club of people that have taken off in a plane more times then they've landed in one.
First ever skydive and absolutely loved it.
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McGurk's Missus
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« Reply #22593 on: Sunday, September 15, 2019, 19:07:46 » |
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Today I joined the club of people that have taken off in a plane more times then they've landed in one.
First ever skydive and absolutely loved it.
Nice one Samdy! |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #22594 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 13:16:53 » |
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We've had a mouse problem. Little fuckers. I was reluctant to call in the exterminators as I don't want them hurt, but something had to be done because they were shitting everywhere.
We went in behind the TV stand, which is where we knew they were staying, to flush them out. Mum and dad were nowhere to be seen, but we now have 4 baby mice to take care of. I think they're old enough to eat solids.
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« Reply #22595 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 13:22:02 » |
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We've had a mouse problem. Little fuckers. I was reluctant to call in the exterminators as I don't want them hurt, but something had to be done because they were shitting everywhere.
We went in behind the TV stand, which is where we knew they were staying, to flush them out. Mum and dad were nowhere to be seen, but we now have 4 baby mice to take care of. I think they're old enough to eat solids.
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« Reply #22596 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 13:40:29 » |
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Mind the plug hole.
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« Reply #22597 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 14:46:42 » |
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« Reply #22598 on: Monday, September 16, 2019, 15:16:06 » |
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #22599 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 06:40:01 » |
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I think weve had this one before, but with the Rugby World Cup approaching there was a bit about Japanese toilets.
Options for Stop, Gentle Spray, Spray, Bidet and Dry
What a wonderful country!
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« Reply #22600 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 09:00:06 » |
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We've had a mouse problem. Little fuckers. I was reluctant to call in the exterminators as I don't want them hurt, but something had to be done because they were shitting everywhere.
We went in behind the TV stand, which is where we knew they were staying, to flush them out. Mum and dad were nowhere to be seen, but we now have 4 baby mice to take care of. I think they're old enough to eat solids.
Get a cat? |
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« Reply #22601 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 09:07:44 » |
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We've had a mouse problem. Little fuckers. I was reluctant to call in the exterminators as I don't want them hurt,
Get a cat?
I am not sure these two parameters are compatible.... having walked past next doors cat on my way to work this morning devouring something small and fluffy on our lawn! |
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« Reply #22602 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 09:17:51 » |
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Get a cat?
I'm allergic to cats. We have a dog, but he's fucking useless. |
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Panda Paws
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« Reply #22603 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 10:13:01 » |
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Shame - our cat is pretty lazy 90% of the time but loves catching a mice or two. Tried to drag a pidgeon through the cat flap once too.
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pauld
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« Reply #22604 on: Tuesday, September 17, 2019, 10:31:42 » |
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