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« Reply #3930 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 08:07:18 »

Agree Sam.  Best thing for anyone under 45 to assume at the moment is that it won't be there at all when they retire, and to make sure they have adequate pension provision elsewhere.  Pensioner poverty in the middle of this century is going to be a big problem.
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« Reply #3931 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 08:17:10 »

And given current annuity rates, that "adequate provision" is going to require a pension fund of around £500,000.
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« Reply #3932 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 08:18:33 »

No web access for a week while we are on holiday in Pembrokeshire next week.

Snap! But we're near Fishguard. And I'll use my phone for web. So not snap at all really.
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DMR

« Reply #3933 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 08:23:12 »

A rather unpleasant stomach bug meaning I'm sweating like a paedophile in a playground and shitting like the Niagra Falls. Made all the more sweeter that as everyone else in my team is off hols or out on site I have to be in the office. Splendid.

Does Immodium actually work cos I've just rinsed 4 down me...?
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« Reply #3934 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 08:31:15 »

The Imodium instants work well
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« Reply #3935 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 08:41:13 »

Dave why didnt you just phone in sick?
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DMR

« Reply #3936 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 09:03:28 »

For the reasons explained above, no other cunt in!
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #3937 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 09:05:13 »

Being one of only two people in my office today and the other Frank Sidebottom looking cunt strolls in an hour late.
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DMR

« Reply #3938 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 09:07:17 »

Obviously a lad
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« Reply #3939 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 09:14:08 »

Snap! But we're near Fishguard. And I'll use my phone for web. So not snap at all really.

We are also near Fishguard - little place called Mabws Bridge near Mathry - down in a little valley with no mobile reception. Wife gets tetchy if I start surfing the web on the phone on days out, so its more of s aself imposed web exile.
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #3940 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 09:15:08 »

Obviously a lad
Just a scruffy cunt who gets away with murder to be fair.If he was a lad i wouldn't mind i could have a laugh but he is just a wanker.
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« Reply #3941 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 09:24:30 »

The Russian language.
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« Reply #3942 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 09:49:47 »

We are also near Fishguard - little place called Mabws Bridge near Mathry - down in a little valley with no mobile reception. Wife gets tetchy if I start surfing the web on the phone on days out, so its more of s aself imposed web exile.

Ah right, we'll be just up the road in Newport.
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« Reply #3943 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 10:25:15 »

Ah right, we'll be just up the road in Newport.

I am sure we will have a day at the beach in Newport - look out for a harrased looking bloke with an opinionated wife, 3 kids and a whippet!
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Gethimout

« Reply #3944 on: Friday, July 29, 2011, 14:27:56 »

Being the only person in the office capable of doing work whilst we have a stand in guy just browsing ebay all fucking day - CUNT!
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