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« Reply #3900 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 14:33:01 » |
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That Jean-Claude Van Damme advert.
Fuck off you mullet headed, shit beer drinking cunt.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #3901 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 15:08:22 » |
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That Jean-Claude Van Damme advert.
Fuck off you mullet headed, shit beer drinking cunt.
i think they're great in a 'coors takes piss out of beleaguered action film star' kind of way. shit beer though, you're right |
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« Reply #3902 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 15:15:10 » |
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When you can get spare parts for every fucking thing except the thing that you own.  |
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Ginginho
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« Reply #3903 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 19:52:49 » |
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Tom Daly.
Something about him makes me want to smash him in the face with a brick.
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #3904 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 19:53:45 » |
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This ^
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #3905 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 19:55:31 » |
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Didcot
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Things get better but they never get good
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3906 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 20:01:42 » |
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Cruising along at a comfortable speed and seeing a lorry or tractor pull out of a junction half a mile up the road.
This usually happens every morning on my way to work.
Cunts. The lot of them.
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« Reply #3907 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 23:09:26 » |
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Pop into the local newsagents for a paper and get stuck behind an old fart who wants to pay their paper bill for the last 3 months without knowing how much they owe, and then want to do the lottery with 7 or so £1 tickets for the old folk back at the home, Why me !
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« Reply #3908 on: Thursday, July 28, 2011, 07:08:11 » |
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Cruising along at a comfortable speed and seeing a lorry or tractor pull out of a junction half a mile up the road.
This usually happens every morning on my way to work.
Cunts. The lot of them.
Happens to me every morning as well. I want to scream at them "I've got 40 more miles to get to work and you have just ruined my day, you bastard!". I usually settle for overtaking when I can and giving them a "look". I'm hard, me. |
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« Reply #3909 on: Thursday, July 28, 2011, 07:48:44 » |
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Cruising along at a comfortable speed and seeing a lorry or tractor pull out of a junction half a mile up the road.
This usually happens every morning on my way to work.
Cunts. The lot of them.
In a similar vein - people who pull out of side streets forcing you to slow down, only for them to turn into the very next side street. |
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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« Reply #3910 on: Thursday, July 28, 2011, 14:28:29 » |
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Morrissey may have written some good tunes in his younger days. But the guy is a prize twat sometimes. Before playing 'Meat Is Murder' at the Stodola Club in Warsaw, Poland, Morrissey said: "We all live in a murderous world, as the events in Norway have shown, with 97 dead.
"Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald's and Kentucky Fried S**t every day."
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3911 on: Thursday, July 28, 2011, 14:30:47 » |
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He also said that the train crash in China was nothing in comparison to a Subway Meatball Marinara.
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Ginginho
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« Reply #3912 on: Thursday, July 28, 2011, 14:45:23 » |
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We have a toilet in our office that sounds like a fucking jumbo jet taking off when flushed.
Walking back into the office is like doing the "walk of shame" as everyone knows you've just been curling one down.
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« Reply #3913 on: Thursday, July 28, 2011, 14:47:16 » |
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We have a toilet in our office that sounds like a fucking jumbo jet taking off when flushed.
Walking back into the office is like doing the "walk of shame" as everyone knows you've just been curling one down.
where the hell do you work ?? |
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« Reply #3914 on: Thursday, July 28, 2011, 14:49:32 » |
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where the hell do you work ??
Somewhere with a dysfunctional toilet - I'm not sure it's as amazing as you seem to think. |
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