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DMR

« Reply #3555 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 13:07:10 »

The only way he'd have a lot of friends is if he had a lot of fucking money.

Never underestimate the appeal of youth and full head of hair!
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« Reply #3556 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 13:41:14 »

Never underestimate the appeal of youth and full head of hair!

Good point, well made.
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« Reply #3557 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 16:31:01 »

The kiss ass way some of the Apprentice candidates act when they're fired.
"Thank you for the wonderful opportunity, Lord Sugar"

Fuck that.

Just once I want someone to say "Go fist yourself you brillo pad faced shitcunt"
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« Reply #3558 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 16:32:06 »

I imagine that would be edited out.
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« Reply #3559 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 16:33:15 »

Yeah, I imagine so. It's a nice thought though.
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« Reply #3560 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 16:37:03 »

The kiss ass way some of the Apprentice candidates act when they're fired.
"Thank you for the wonderful opportunity, Lord Sugar"

Fuck that.

Just once I want someone to say "Go fist yourself you brillo pad faced shitcunt"

I've been thinking that it's a really odd thing to say once you've been kicked off anyway.  'Thanks for the opportunity'?  What opportunity?  Surely the whole point is that he's decided he won't be giving you an opportunity.  Because he fired you.

Much more dignified to just give him a little nod, a wry smile, and then get up & leave.
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Doore

« Reply #3561 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:16:40 »

I've been thinking that it's a really odd thing to say once you've been kicked off anyway.  'Thanks for the opportunity'?  What opportunity?  Surely the whole point is that he's decided he won't be giving you an opportunity.  Because he fired you.

Much more dignified to just give him a little nod, a wry smile, and then get up & leave.

Its an opportunity to win an opportunity.  Maybe they ought to say that. 
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« Reply #3562 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:25:12 »

Everything. Fucking cunting fuck.
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Doore

« Reply #3563 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:29:35 »

Everything. Fucking cunting fuck.

Bad day?
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« Reply #3564 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:32:37 »

Everything. Fucking cunting fuck.

Even fluffy little kittens, blue skies and the art of mime?
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« Reply #3565 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:37:28 »

I think blue sky and kittens might help.

The day started out well, had some sex and played some Dead Space 2.

But I've been royally shafted from a couple of different angles tonight at work. Was meant to have some live broadcast of some play. I was told when I arrived for my shift that everything was fine. All set up and ready to go when needed. But it wasn't. Not even slightly. Tests weren't done and add to that the guys that are meant to broadcast it to us aren't even doing it on our frequency. So basically we advertised something we didn't have a fucking hope of showing. But everyone gets refunded and walks away thinking it's my fucking fault when in reality I'm the one that has been bent over and bludgeoned with a rusty dildo.
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« Reply #3566 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:41:15 »

Tests weren't done and add to that the guys that are meant to broadcast it to us aren't even doing it on our frequency. .

Ooops, bit of a cock up then. Well its over now. Tomorrow will be better. Etc, etc.
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« Reply #3567 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:42:19 »

Felt pretty good getting that off my chest tbf and yes, tomorrow will be better.

It's my day off Cheesy
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« Reply #3568 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:44:34 »

The day started out well, had some sex, bent over and bludgeoned with a rusty dildo.

No wonder you've had a bad day!
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« Reply #3569 on: Thursday, June 30, 2011, 18:46:34 »

I guess what annoys me the most is the fact she didn't even use lube.

Urm, I mean. This could've all be sorted out this morning and not left to me on the busiest night of the week!
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