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« Reply #3465 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 18:39:46 » |
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My GF has an appointment there tomorrow to try on wedding dresses. She has kindly offered to pee herself whilst wearing one to help you in your revenge.
Best of luck. my wife and daughter are going back there Wednesday. Amelia, apparently does not think she was rude, according to one of her underlings who deemed it fit to reply on her behalf. I haven't thought up an appropriate punsihment yet but there's no rush. I'm sure I'll have a flash of inspiration. |
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« Reply #3466 on: Monday, June 20, 2011, 19:26:45 » |
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My jkeybuoard jis jfbucked.
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« Reply #3467 on: Monday, June 20, 2011, 19:45:46 » |
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My jkeybuoard jis
Too much internet porn, its not jis proof. |
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« Reply #3468 on: Monday, June 20, 2011, 19:53:16 » |
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Was working fine the other day. I've had the keyboard off a few times recently so maybe I bent it too much. This on screen keyboard is going to get tiresome.
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« Reply #3469 on: Monday, June 20, 2011, 19:56:02 » |
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My laptop keyboard knackered the other week. I feel your point and click virtual keyboard pain. The replacement is OK except its a Eurokeyboard with stickers on the keys that don't match UK keyboard. And they are starting to peel.
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« Reply #3470 on: Monday, June 20, 2011, 19:58:24 » |
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The fact that my bad back makes it painful to fart. Just can't lift that cheek up properly...
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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« Reply #3471 on: Monday, June 20, 2011, 20:15:55 » |
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My laptop keyboard knackered the other week. I feel your point and click virtual keyboard pain. The replacement is OK except its a Eurokeyboard with stickers on the keys that don't match UK keyboard. And they are starting to peel.
I've found a replacement UK keyboard on eBay for £12, so it's not the end of the world. It's only certain keys but is happening in pairs i.e. if I press either of 2 keys it types them both e.g. Spacebar and j keys = j b and u keys = bu t and v keys = vt ' and p = 'p |
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« Reply #3472 on: Monday, June 20, 2011, 20:17:17 » |
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What laptop is it?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #3473 on: Monday, June 20, 2011, 20:18:35 » |
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Acer Aspire 5536.
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« Reply #3474 on: Monday, June 20, 2011, 20:39:10 » |
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I've found a replacement UK keyboard on eBay for £12, so it's not the end of the world.
It's only certain keys but is happening in pairs i.e. if I press either of 2 keys it types them both e.g.
Spacebar and j keys = j
b and u keys = bu
t and v keys = vt
' and p = 'p
That's exactly what happened to mine (Dell 8600)! Replacement (from ebay) worked just fine though. My advice keep the old keyboard and rob the keys off it if you get a Euro keyboard  |
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« Reply #3475 on: Thursday, June 23, 2011, 14:12:07 » |
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Bloody women tennis players grunting.
Shut up!!
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Never , under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
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« Reply #3476 on: Thursday, June 23, 2011, 19:30:48 » |
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Holiday makers that let there kids roam about in the caravan they are towing,seen it twice this week and it is highly dangerous....and to be honest utterly stupid.
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« Reply #3477 on: Thursday, June 23, 2011, 19:37:02 » |
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relationships at work when they go tits up...urgh
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« Reply #3478 on: Thursday, June 23, 2011, 19:45:04 » |
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Holiday makers that let there kids roam about in the caravan they are towing,seen it twice this week and it is highly dangerous....and to be honest utterly stupid.
Sorry, what? Come again? Fuck me that's taking stupidity to new levels. |
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« Reply #3479 on: Thursday, June 23, 2011, 19:45:06 » |
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Holiday makers that let there kids roam about in the caravan they are towing,seen it twice this week and it is highly dangerous....and to be honest utterly stupid.
What kind of moron would do that. Oh yeah, caravan owners. |
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