Ralphy
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« Reply #3450 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 19:22:41 » |
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I feel your pain.
Old people in cars really make me furious. Some old dear mounted the kerb when I was out delivering last week and then had a go at me for walking in her way !!!
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joteddyred
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« Reply #3451 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 19:24:52 » |
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Oh dont start me on bloody roundabout. You know what they work. They keep fucking traffic flowing, but not if some cunts decide that they cat be arsed to indicate and give anyone any idea where they're going. Everyone just has to stop because these dicks cant be bothered to move there fingers a fraction to indicate. I spend half my life screaming whilst in a car.
Only if you don't get idiots who decide to stop at them even when there is nothing coming!
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« Reply #3452 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 19:26:35 » |
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I live in Thailand.....
Don't get me started on bad drivers.
OK, I've started. Cunts who think it's funny to not pull over to let emergency vehicles pass.
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #3453 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 19:28:47 » |
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People who can't seem to grasp the highway code. Mainly not giving way to the right at roundabouts.
I've stopped being so considerate doing that of late. People forget you give way to the right AND beware of those already on the roundabout. If some cunt is coming at a mini roundabout from my right at 30-40 mph and is still a distance from the roundabout, I'll be using it first, so often pull out because he's a total cock for going to fast in my self-righteous opinion!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3454 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 19:36:22 » |
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Trying to help my grandad (over the phone) setup an amazon kindle and explain wireless network keys etc. It'd probably be quicker to drive to Cardiff, set it up and drive home.
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Nick Bamosomi
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« Reply #3455 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 19:37:38 » |
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Totally agree with you. He's so smug. I love it on the rare occasion he's beaten in a round. I can't say I've ever seen the whole team lose tho?
I very rarely can bring myself to watch it - great idea but the smugness of the egg headsspoils it.
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Never , under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
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tans
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« Reply #3456 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 19:46:45 » |
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Cunts that dont move out the way when i try to drive the fire engine to a call.
I have blue lights and wailers for a reason, move out the way. The fact im driving on the wrong side of the road might be a give away that i want to get somewhere quick...
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #3457 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 20:00:08 » |
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Cunts that dont move out the way when i try to drive the fire engine to a call.
I have blue lights and wailers for a reason, move out the way. The fact im driving on the wrong side of the road might be a give away that i want to get somewhere quick...
That reminds me, I had some cunts in a fire engine a few months back give me wanker signs.  I saw them coming, from behind, a fucking mile back and was flashing the old bastard in front of me to get a move on (we were approaching a dual carriage way with a near blind bend approaching first). Suddenly the old fool jumps on his brakes right on the bend and I decided it would be better and safer for me to overtake the old fool than have the fire engine try to go around 2 cars on a bend. After over taking I then pulled in and left the path clear. All I got was many wanker signs and angry faces as they went past. It actually upset little sensitive me. 
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tans
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« Reply #3458 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 20:09:55 » |
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Should have complained bazza.
People seem to shit themselves and slam there brakes on
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« Reply #3459 on: Friday, June 17, 2011, 20:23:19 » |
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Bergen Airport. And their stupid alphabet.
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #3460 on: Saturday, June 18, 2011, 10:33:59 » |
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The EU deciding an Apple iPod should have a hard upper volume limit because we're unable to decide for ourselves what a sensible volume is. Further more, that this limit is too low. Far, far, far too low.
Everything has to be at max volume (which is too quiet especially with background noise) and everything has to be super amplified if going to a stereo or some other external device from the headphone socket.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #3461 on: Saturday, June 18, 2011, 10:56:46 » |
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Internet speed of 11kbs. WTF century is this
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Things get better but they never get good
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3462 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 09:44:43 » |
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Realising that if I'd read the service manual before taking my laptop apart yesterday my job would've been about a million times easier. There was me fucking about with the poxy little ribbon cables, when I didn't realise that the keyboard comes right off giving easy access 
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« Reply #3463 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 11:22:22 » |
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The manager/supervisor in McDonalds speaking to all the youngsters serving like they were pieces of shit. He obviously thought he was something special and took pleasure in making them look silly in front of customers. Laughable thing is most of those kids are probably working there whilst at college - it's his full-time job!
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« Reply #3464 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 17:18:47 » |
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Amelia's in Chippenham. £300 for a prom dress for my daughter and the bitch that is Amelia treats my wife and daughter like fucking dirt. I'm thinking of a suitable "punishment".
My GF has an appointment there tomorrow to try on wedding dresses. She has kindly offered to pee herself whilst wearing one to help you in your revenge.
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