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« Reply #2940 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 10:27:13 » |
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Yeah, I feel a bit dirty, but fuck it, if they want to feed me and give me free drink then i'm happy to take it.
I might try and sneak in a crafty flammableBen style wank somewhere during the day.
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #2941 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 10:27:51 » |
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Can you leave after the free dinner? That'll show 'em...
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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« Reply #2942 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 10:28:31 » |
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Horribly clog up one of their shitters. That will teach them.
To be honest for some half decent free grub and drink I'd not only cheer them on but rename my pet rabbit madejski.
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Ginginho
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« Reply #2943 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 10:34:54 » |
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Can you leave after the free dinner? That'll show 'em...
Sadly not as transport is arranged, I could perhaps get the train home Horribly clog up one of their shitters. That will teach them.
Ooh, I like that idea, I was thinking of having a curry tonight anyway. |
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Absolute Calamity!
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« Reply #2944 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 11:01:49 » |
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I might try and sneak in a crafty flammableBen style wank somewhere during the day.
Centre spot. Five minutes into the game |
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Ginginho
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« Reply #2945 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 15:59:58 » |
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One of my cats bringing me home a bird.
Erm, thanks.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2946 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 18:02:37 » |
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Was she fit?
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Ginginho
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« Reply #2947 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 18:22:49 » |
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Nope, half dead.
I then thought i'd put it out of harms way, only for my other cat to bring it home 30 mins later, dead.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2948 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 18:29:50 » |
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Oh, THAT type of bird.
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« Reply #2949 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 18:34:04 » |
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'fraid so, and dead birds are shit in bed.
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« Reply #2950 on: Friday, May 6, 2011, 18:57:14 » |
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Gastritis or maybe something worse
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #2951 on: Saturday, May 7, 2011, 02:08:34 » |
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I had a bracelet (ghey hee hee ho ho) which i had worn and not ever taken off since dec' 09. it broke off tonight  sad times booohooohhoooooo |
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #2952 on: Saturday, May 7, 2011, 07:45:54 » |
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I had to take off my Glastonbury ones when I first started working in kitchens. That was some hand acrobatics to get them off.
I wonder if I can get them back on again.
Actually I don't think I'll bother because I'm not a twat.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #2953 on: Saturday, May 7, 2011, 08:57:57 » |
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It wasn't even a festival one, just a plain bland piece of string.
In retrospect, I may have been a bit melodramatic. But to continue the theme of the thread (almost 200 pages?! wtf), why do you ALWAYS wake up early after coming home late from a druunken night out.
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herthab
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« Reply #2954 on: Saturday, May 7, 2011, 09:05:30 » |
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Car drivers who think that cyclists need about 12 inches of room. Called a bloke driving towards me a cunt this morning (Narrow road, cars parked on the side) because he was in such a hurry he couldn't wait 5 seconds for me to pass. He stopped his car after nearly driving me off the road, so I got off my bike and walked towards him. He then drove off.
I thought it was only Audi drivers that were wankers, apparently there's a few in BMW's too.
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It's All Good..............
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