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« Reply #2580 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 04:14:26 » |
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Havin to wait another booozy 2 hours to smash up a Macs breakfast and knowing I'll be asleppe before then
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2581 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 17:02:35 » |
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My fucking shitcunt of a bank. To talk to someone at my branch I have to phone an 0845 number, input my life long bank history on the telephone keypad, listen to a ridiculous number of options before selecting one and then get put on hold.
I didn't get past the getting put on hold bit so who knows if I'd ever actually get to speak to someone. I'll have to just turn up unannounced and demand an appointment there and then.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2582 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 18:34:39 » |
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Rock up and threaten to close the account - you will get their undivided attention.
It's our salaries that go in every month that they count on as their play money to make billions.
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Peter Venkman
Past glories motivate us when times are bleak.
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Perfection is not attainable
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« Reply #2583 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 18:46:16 » |
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I despise banks.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Cheers!
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #2584 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 19:11:31 » |
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Not being able to make a photo smaller!!
Move it further away. (see Father Ted for further instructions) |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #2585 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 19:47:37 » |
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Adrian Chiles. Utter, utter cunt, how he is on tele so much beggars belief.
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« Reply #2586 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 19:54:50 » |
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Wilson quitting, at least had one last shot at Saturday.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #2587 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 20:13:31 » |
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Dull aching shoulder pain.
I've had the same since Christmas, and now I've finally seen the quack and got an appointment to see a specialist next week, the fucking thing has improved no end. |
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« Reply #2588 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 20:18:03 » |
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My fucking shitcunt of a bank. To talk to someone at my branch I have to phone an 0845 number, input my life long bank history on the telephone keypad, listen to a ridiculous number of options before selecting one and then get put on hold.
I didn't get past the getting put on hold bit so who knows if I'd ever actually get to speak to someone. I'll have to just turn up unannounced and demand an appointment there and then.
Look on the bright side. If you had got through on the phone, you would only have had to speak to some fucking Indian in the arse end of bangalore. It's not Lloyds is it? They are Cunts... |
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« Reply #2589 on: Wednesday, March 2, 2011, 20:34:14 » |
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Move it further away.
(see Father Ted for further instructions)
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« Reply #2590 on: Thursday, March 3, 2011, 04:30:25 » |
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Neil Lennon.
I'd take great pleasure in kicking him in the head, best thing Shearer ever did.
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #2591 on: Thursday, March 3, 2011, 20:08:33 » |
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The Scottish fella on the Gillette advert.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #2592 on: Thursday, March 3, 2011, 20:27:03 » |
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Everything about that fucking gillette advert. In fact all razor adverts trying to convince the world that more blades = more of a man. When in fact if you're taken in by that shit you are a gullible fucking idiot being taken for a ride by the an industry taking millions from idiots for things they don't need.
'If you are in advertising, kill yourself' - Bill Hicks.
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Never knowingly overstated.
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That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #2593 on: Thursday, March 3, 2011, 22:49:06 » |
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Not being able to make a photo smaller!!
Scissors? |
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Jamiesfuturewife
Cats is nature
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« Reply #2594 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 03:50:34 » |
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Being up in the night poorly sick  |
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