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« Reply #2220 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 22:03:31 » |
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People who don't indicate. Ever!
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2221 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 22:03:46 » |
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Rent-a-forest.
What fucking cunt of a pen-pushing civil servant thought that one up?
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #2222 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 22:28:22 » |
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People who try and get into the lift at work before letting the people in the lift get out. This also has the same effect on buses.
Na, what used to fuck me off was people who pressed both the up and down buttons and would get on the lift to go up or down. I remember getting into work and the lift coming down to ground full, because they actually wanted to go up and were too thick/fat/lazy to wait or work out that it would actually go past the point where they go on it... I also enjoy the childish act of leaving a lift and pressing all the buttons. Yes, even at 32. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2223 on: Thursday, January 27, 2011, 22:59:32 » |
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The Premier Inn next to Cardiff Airport (in Barry) has a sign in the lift:
'PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE IN THE LIFT'
I'll just smoke everywhere else in the hotel I thought. Bizarre.
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #2224 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 11:04:07 » |
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Seeing PSV Eindhoven score in the 90th minute to win 2-1 to potentially win my 14/1 8 team accumulator only to find out that Sporting Lisbon have lost to Estoril (2/5) in the Portuguese Cup to be the only team to let me down. grrrr!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #2225 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 11:09:09 » |
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For the third consecutive Sunday on the trot my son's football match has been cancelled after we've all dragged ourselves up early, ventured out in the cold and hung around for 20 minutes while they decided whether to play or not.
Just like the last two weeks it was completely obvious by the weather forecast it was going to be cancelled, so why not just make the decision the night before and be done with it?
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Batch
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« Reply #2226 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 11:10:33 » |
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Funny places that seem to be springing up all over the place where you can put your feet in fish tanks and let the fish eat the dead skin off. http://appyfeet.co.uk/Why. Just Why? -------------- @jotedyred - had the same thing with our match today. Very unfortunate for the other team that travelled from Lambourne, feel a bit bad for them as they travelled for a 9:30 KO |
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« Reply #2227 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 11:26:23 » |
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@jotedyred - had the same thing with our match today. Very unfortunate for the other team that travelled from Lambourne, feel a bit bad for them as they travelled for a 9:30 KO
That's worse, at least we only had to go 5 minutes away, but it's the whole getting up and rushing around for nothing. On the plus side I've got various things done round the house which I wouldn't have had football been on or we'd had a lie in! Is your son still wanting to play in goal? Josh is now actually being picked to play in goal rather than on the pitch. Not sure how long the novelty will last, because he get's a bit bored of the standing around and freezing cold! On the other hand if he decides that definitely is the position he wants to play in we'll probably have to fork out for some 1 on 1 lessons or something. I'm hoping it won't come to that and he'll change his mind with time  |
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« Reply #2228 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 12:09:16 » |
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Is your son still wanting to play in goal? Josh is now actually being picked to play in goal rather than on the pitch. Not sure how long the novelty will last, because he get's a bit bored of the standing around and freezing cold! On the other hand if he decides that definitely is the position he wants to play in we'll probably have to fork out for some 1 on 1 lessons or something. I'm hoping it won't come to that and he'll change his mind with time Yes to all of the above! |
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Arriba
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« Reply #2229 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 12:15:22 » |
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For the third consecutive Sunday on the trot my son's football match has been cancelled after we've all dragged ourselves up early, ventured out in the cold and hung around for 20 minutes while they decided whether to play or not.
Just like the last two weeks it was completely obvious by the weather forecast it was going to be cancelled, so why not just make the decision the night before and be done with it?
i've gone to portsmouth and exeter for this to happen. |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #2230 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 13:41:00 » |
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Customers that do a runny poo in the pool  Leaving the staff to deal with it then us having to close the pool for 6 hours and 2 parties having to be cancelled! If anyone was thinking of coming swimming at Calne leisure centre today - don't bother!! |
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« Reply #2231 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 13:45:43 » |
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Hahahahahahahahaha
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« Reply #2232 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 13:48:50 » |
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Are you saying that you don't mind finding the occasional solid poo?
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #2233 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 13:53:23 » |
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Solid only needs a 4 hour shut down so I do prefer a solid  |
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Arriba
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« Reply #2234 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 13:56:15 » |
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buying the numbered headlight bulb suggested at halfords to be the correct one for a replacement.getting home and taking the old one out to find it's completely different.
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