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« Reply #2115 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 16:04:09 » |
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Chicken Korma stupid dish
Anyone who says that is a "curry" is sadly mistaken Or Graham Norton. Phall curries are the way to go... |
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donkey
Cheers!
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #2116 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 16:05:40 » |
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Drove past a sign the other day somewhere in the East Midlands for 'The National Forest'. Didn't like that one at all. The name seemed to suggest that the country only has one of them - in the same way as there can only be one National Anthem, National Lottery or National Debt. And I couldn't really see where the forest was either.
This was definitely on the 'mildly' end of the 'mildly annoy' spectrum, I'll grant you.
It has the A50 running through it...not much of a forest as far as I can tell. |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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tans
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« Reply #2117 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 16:06:09 » |
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Recycling in general pisses me off. Yeah, like I'm supposed to wash rubbish before putting in a different bin. Fuck off.
Fuck em, everything goes in the same bin in my house Recycling bin has sat empty for 3 months |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2118 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 18:21:16 » |
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That sentence.
It may turn into mild amusement if you read it as 'fell over clustfucking in a window' instead. Unless your sense of humour is more matured |
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« Reply #2119 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 18:43:56 » |
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 No Im not mature.
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Never knowingly overstated.
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« Reply #2120 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 18:51:53 » |
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More an observation really, but since when have a packet of polos cost forty-seven fucking pence?! Last time I bought some they were 7p!
Ha!Last time I bought some they were 6d! |
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quot;Molten memories splashing down
upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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« Reply #2121 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 18:55:09 » |
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Ha!Last time I bought some they were 6d!
Last packet i bought was full of holes...havn't had them since. |
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Morgan Freeman
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People enjoy the sound of my voice
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« Reply #2122 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 22:11:30 » |
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The bloody Confused.com advert with that cartoon hermaphrodite singing a Queen song. Look closely where the microphone is produced from next time.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #2123 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 22:14:37 » |
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Haha I noticed that too
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #2124 on: Wednesday, January 5, 2011, 23:23:24 » |
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Carlo Ancelotti - his left eyebrow in the post match interview on MOTD. Wouldn't stop moving and kept getting bigger as he talked!!!
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« Reply #2125 on: Thursday, January 6, 2011, 14:59:54 » |
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The thieving little cunt from Pizza Hut who tried to use my credit card after pinching the details.
The bank rang me earlier and declined the transaction you little cunt. I also know where you fucking live!
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« Reply #2126 on: Thursday, January 6, 2011, 15:07:49 » |
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Haha I noticed that too
Me too!! Filthy minds think alike!  My hair is annoying me today and the fact that I am old!  |
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Sippo
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« Reply #2127 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 10:13:37 » |
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Michael Fucking Jackson. You're supposed to be dead, so why the fuck are you still bringing out new records?!!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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tans
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« Reply #2128 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 10:20:05 » |
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Michael Fucking Jackson. You're supposed to be dead, so why the fuck are you still bringing out new records?!!
A fucking men. And films, and documentary |
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« Reply #2129 on: Friday, January 7, 2011, 10:20:44 » |
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And Wii Games. That's my favourite bit of cash cow milking.
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