Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #1695 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 15:32:51 » |
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Why the girlfriend would lie about being pregnant just to keep up together. Was so excited about being a dad  Bloody women  thats hardly trivial, chin up you cunt. |
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tans
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« Reply #1696 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 15:44:22 » |
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Why the girlfriend would lie about being pregnant just to keep up together. Was so excited about being a dad Bloody women I trust youre not with her anymore? Go and fuck her best mate |
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TownLoyal
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« Reply #1697 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 15:54:06 » |
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thats hardly trivial, chin up you cunt.
No but it annoyed me.... cunt. @ tans - Nope, And I would but her best mate is my mates missus. Plus I got (some) standards! |
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« Reply #1698 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 16:12:45 » |
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No but it annoyed me.... cunt.
@ tans - Nope, And I would but her best mate is my mates missus. Plus I got (some) standards!
You wimp - just give her a rodgering and say you were so upset you didn't know what you were doing. |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #1699 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 16:38:51 » |
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just managed to smuggle 24 cans of coke through express till i have upped the ante jayohaitchen
Shit hot! Excellent work, sir. |
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« Reply #1700 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 17:12:47 » |
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The best I ever do is eat loads of olives and abuse the cheese tasting.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #1701 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 18:53:21 » |
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Why the girlfriend would lie about being pregnant just to keep up together. Was so excited about being a dad Bloody women Neil? |
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Things get better but they never get good
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #1702 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 19:24:42 » |
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People who dont say thank you when you hold a door open for them.
People who don't say thank you. I seriously hate a lack of manners. It's possibly my biggest hate in fact. Why the girlfriend would lie about being pregnant just to keep up together. Was so excited about being a dad Bloody women Your profile says you're 18. If that's true I'd be thanking my lucky stars at your age. |
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thedarkprince
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« Reply #1703 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 20:18:17 » |
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Why the girlfriend would lie about being pregnant just to keep up together. Was so excited about being a dad Bloody women Does she work on the fish counter at Asda?  |
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« Reply #1704 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 20:19:32 » |
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losing things
(I suspect this might have something to do with drink/drugs)
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« Reply #1705 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 21:18:52 » |
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"There is an unexpected item in the bagging area."  "Something has been removed from the bagging area" Make up your mind you fucking useless piece of shit! |
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Ginginho
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« Reply #1706 on: Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 05:38:45 » |
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People who dont say thank you when you hold a door open for them.
Grrr, yes. This happened yesterday at the Post Office, I opened the door for some cunt and he didn't even bat an eyelid, I shouted "YOU'RE WELCOME!" and he just looked at me all confused. This happens at football too, when you get up to let someone past and they don't say thank you, I sometimes stick my foot out and give them a little trip. |
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Ardiles
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« Reply #1707 on: Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 08:57:22 » |
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The term 'glamour model' - as if getting your kit off and displaying your bits is somehow more tasteful and glamourous than leaving something to the imagination.
The words Jordan and glamour should never been seen together in the same sentence, unless referring to well turned out ladies from the Middle East.
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« Reply #1708 on: Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 10:30:08 » |
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Grrr, yes.
This happened yesterday at the Post Office, I opened the door for some cunt and he didn't even bat an eyelid, I shouted "YOU'RE WELCOME!" and he just looked at me all confused.
This happens at football too, when you get up to let someone past and they don't say thank you, I sometimes stick my foot out and give them a little trip.
Ditto on both counts. |
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Abrahammer
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« Reply #1709 on: Wednesday, October 20, 2010, 11:38:53 » |
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Not getting any sort of thank you note from your newly wed friends when you spend a fair bit of money on their present.
Admitally I would throw the note in the bin straightaway I got it but I expect some sort of formal thank you.
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