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« Reply #1680 on: Monday, October 18, 2010, 18:57:57 » |
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Being stuck on a train between stations for half an hour - then when the thing finally gets moving it goes back to the previous stop.
Thanks Southern rail, but I've actually seen enough of East Croydon for one day ta.
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That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #1681 on: Monday, October 18, 2010, 19:27:56 » |
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i had a white sierra.
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« Reply #1682 on: Monday, October 18, 2010, 19:42:54 » |
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"There is an unexpected item in the bagging area."  |
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That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #1683 on: Monday, October 18, 2010, 19:44:13 » |
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"We are sorry for the delay you are experiencing at the tills"  |
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« Reply #1684 on: Monday, October 18, 2010, 20:20:41 » |
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Being in a cast for 5 weeks. And still having another 2 to go. Then even after that I have to stay on crutches for a couple of weeks. FML  |
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« Reply #1685 on: Monday, October 18, 2010, 21:45:48 » |
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"There is an unexpected item in the bagging area." They are so fucking annoying! I had that with nearly every item in Asda and the woman kept having to come and swipe her card or whatever they do. I paid then realised I had a newspaper under my arm I hadn't scanned and just thought "fuck this" and nicked it |
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« Reply #1686 on: Monday, October 18, 2010, 22:11:02 » |
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They are so fucking annoying! I had that with nearly every item in Asda and the woman kept having to come and swipe her card or whatever they do. I paid then realised I had a newspaper under my arm I hadn't scanned and just thought "fuck this" and nicked it
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #1687 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 09:07:11 » |
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I consider it my duty to steal at least one item every time I go through the self-service.
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« Reply #1688 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 09:16:37 » |
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i challenge myself to steal something of more value every time, im currently up to a fillet steak  |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #1689 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 09:27:42 » |
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Ooo that's a good idea. The best I've ever done is two packs of lean beef mince which were 2 for a fiver.
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« Reply #1690 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 09:36:10 » |
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You two beef burglars are so hardcore.
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« Reply #1691 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 09:39:41 » |
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The Scirocco looks absolute sex in white.
I have got mine on order, 6 months left on the Passat Contract and then the Scirocco will be mine |
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #1692 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 13:52:22 » |
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just managed to smuggle 24 cans of coke through express till i have upped the ante jayohaitchen
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« Reply #1693 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 15:27:59 » |
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Why the girlfriend would lie about being pregnant just to keep up together. Was so excited about being a dad Bloody women  |
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« Reply #1694 on: Tuesday, October 19, 2010, 15:31:28 » |
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People who dont say thank you when you hold a door open for them.
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