Rustle
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« Reply #450 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 11:09:39 » |
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The people a few doors along from me who leave their bedroom window open for their cat to come in and out and use my conservatory roof as a fucking pet run.
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« Reply #451 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 11:15:35 » |
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The people a few doors along from me who leave their bedroom window open for their cat to come in and out and use my conservatory roof as a fucking pet run.
Rob the cunts. |
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Rustle
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« Reply #452 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 11:24:50 » |
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Rob the cunts.
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« Reply #453 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 11:30:27 » |
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The people a few doors along from me who leave their bedroom window open for their cat to come in and out and use my conservatory roof as a fucking pet run.
Introduce a fox to their window, I hear it's all the rage at the moment. |
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« Reply #454 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 12:15:45 » |
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sling some c Now thats an idea Sling some cat shit through the window! |
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« Reply #455 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 12:20:23 » |
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Put some anti climb paint on the edge of your conservatory roof, obviously where you cant see it. Then, when the cat goes across it'll get all that shit stuck in its fir, that'll teach it!
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« Reply #456 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 16:19:50 » |
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People saying 'fact' or 'end of' on issues which are clearly not facts or closed issues. I.E - 'Everyone in brighton is a bummer - fact' or 'Brightons new owner will spend some money get into huge debts and they'll be in administration in the next 5 years - end of'
Both statements clearly can be debated, retarded people saying 'end of' or 'fact' cannot alter reality. Unless they give us all loads of drugs.
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Rustle
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« Reply #457 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 17:10:00 » |
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Put some anti climb paint on the edge of your conservatory roof, obviously where you cant see it. Then, when the cat goes across it'll get all that shit stuck in its fir, that'll teach it!
That would be ok but it dont use the edge it like leaps from the roof next door which is a bit higher than the conservatory roof and dont really touch the edges,Sometimes it sits up there in the sun and teases the dog but i blast it with the hosepipe but that dont cure the fucking thing using it as it's walkway. I like STFCBird's idea but i would't go through with it. |
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« Reply #458 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 17:37:03 » |
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People who answer the phone but can't talk English.
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« Reply #459 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 18:40:33 » |
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People who answer the phone but can't talk English.
Don't get me started. |
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« Reply #460 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 18:45:44 » |
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Haha that's a bit different.
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« Reply #461 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 18:51:09 » |
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Telemarketers, who phone you up, and they cannot speak English properly.
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« Reply #462 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 18:54:59 » |
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Whilst tele-marketing.
You call Australian's and after them telling you that you have the wrong number, they ask "So what's it abaaat anyway"
Nosey cunts.
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« Reply #463 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 18:57:45 » |
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People who apologise after receiving a wrong number.
It's them who should be apologising to you for disturbing you, fuckwit.
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« Reply #464 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 19:01:27 » |
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People who can't speak your language.
You say: Hello
They Say: Harro
You say : I wanna speak with Mr. Jones pls.
They say : Harro
You say : Is Mr. Jones their please?
They say : Harro
You say : Can you speak English?
They say : Harro
You say : You can't speak English can you?
They say: Harro.
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I could go on
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