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« Reply #465 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 19:04:32 » |
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Fuckwit cunts who call the wrong number (your number) many times. As in it doesn't sink in after the 2nd or possible 3rd time that they have the WRONG NUMBER.
The thing is that these cunts out here get pissed off at you because THEY have the wrong number. And I ain't kidding either, some of them get really fucking angry about it.
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« Reply #466 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 19:05:32 » |
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This is a true story :
A guy phones up his insurance company ans sats he wants to report a prang at a roundabout.
A woman says 'What's a prang and what's a roundabout?'
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« Reply #467 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 19:06:26 » |
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People who call a taxi company and say: "Can I have a taxi please"
What a stupid fucking question, it's a taxi company.
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« Reply #468 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 19:10:13 » |
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Some Johnny Foreigner stole my phone a year or so back and I called it, they answered and I gave them some grief... Very much Liam Neeson in Taken-esque "I will find you and when I do..."
He kept saying, "speek no Ingleesh" but as he hung up he said "mudderfucker".
So yeah, I agree with the above statements.
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« Reply #469 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 19:10:53 » |
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When you need to speak to a Jap on the phone.
You want to say: "Hi, is Mr Kawasaki there please"
What actually happens is:
you say: "Hi"
They say "Hi" before you can get any further.
(This could also go in the "good things" thread)
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« Reply #470 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 19:15:35 » |
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Me: Hello
Mr. Fritz: Hello
Me: Hello....... (Sales spielen)
Mr. Fritz : Gutten Tag.
Mr: Hello
Herr Fritz : Gutten Morgen, ich bin neine english der de das
Me : Do you speak English Mr. Fritz.
Cunt Fritz: Nein, not a word old bean.
Kraut cunt.
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« Reply #471 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 19:16:16 » |
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« Reply #472 on: Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 21:07:55 » |
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People who call a taxi company and say: "Can I have a taxi please"
What a stupid fucking question, it's a taxi company.
Ooooooooooooh I'm sorry. I have been known to ring up curry take aways and say "I would like to order a take away". Bollocks. I promise now only to say "I would like to place an order please".  |
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« Reply #473 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 08:06:17 » |
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People who call a taxi company and say: "Can I have a taxi please"
What a stupid fucking question, it's a taxi company.
I understand what you're saying, however it is a strange thing to get angry about. What else do you suggest to say when they answer the phone? "Hi" Or "Hello, you know what I want" Or just don't say anything. The natural response is to ask for a taxi. Ooh, next time I phone for a taxi i'm gonna say "taxi cabs, talk to me!" in the style of Terry Tibbs. |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #474 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 08:14:56 » |
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Cold callers that don't get the hint.
People that when they ring up, listen to the answer phone till it beeps then hang up.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #475 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 08:43:14 » |
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If cold callers phone me up I say I don't buy anything over the phone because I do not know who you are, and just hang up.
They soon get the message.
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« Reply #476 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 08:52:18 » |
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I just tell them to fuck off. My mrs hates it and thinks its embarassing  |
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« Reply #477 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 08:52:28 » |
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If I get sales calls, when they ask to speak to Mr Whoever I say "Yeah, I'll just get him", pop the phone down on the side and go back to whatever I'm doing. I like to go back occasionally and check if they're still there. The record holder is about 20 minutes so far.
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can I see your socks
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« Reply #478 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 15:33:17 » |
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People who go to Hairdressers and pay for someine to shave their head.
Twats.
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« Reply #479 on: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 15:57:28 » |
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Eugh Mong alert!
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