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« Reply #360 on: Saturday, June 5, 2010, 20:57:45 »

Arriba.
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« Reply #361 on: Saturday, June 5, 2010, 21:37:35 »

now that's not very nice.
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« Reply #362 on: Saturday, June 5, 2010, 22:42:35 »

Ha

More than ha. Punch line of the decade I reckon.
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« Reply #363 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 11:03:05 »

The sodding chickens and rooster that our neighbours keep cooped up in an enclosure on their patio.  We live on a residential estate in Swindon FFS not a farm in the country!
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« Reply #364 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 11:04:13 »

The sodding chickens and rooster that our neighbours keep cooped up in an enclosure on their patio. 
Birds (feathered and otherwise) in general
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« Reply #365 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 12:00:40 »

The sodding chickens and rooster that our neighbours keep cooped up in an enclosure on their patio.  We live on a residential estate in Swindon FFS not a farm in the country!

seriously.if they are making that much noise then it becomes an enviromental health issue
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« Reply #366 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 13:10:05 »

The sodding chickens and rooster that our neighbours keep cooped up in an enclosure on their patio.  We live on a residential estate in Swindon FFS not a farm in the country!

Not some fat cunt and a blone minger is it?

Had the exact same thing down my street a few years ago. So glad when he fucking moved. I've never wanted to harm animals so much as I did every bloody morning that thing crowed at 5 fucking a.m

Oh football fans on facebook. Bunch of fucking idiots.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #367 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 15:29:07 »

The sodding chickens and rooster that our neighbours keep cooped up in an enclosure on their patio.  We live on a residential estate in Swindon FFS not a farm in the country!

Nip round there in the middle of the night, wring the fuckers' necks and roast the bastard fucking things. Then invite your cunt of a neighbour round for Sunday lunch...
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« Reply #368 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 16:01:02 »

Birds (feathered and otherwise) in general

Do you not like birds Nijolts Nuts?

Because I heard you had a Cockatoo!

BOOM BOOM!
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« Reply #369 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 16:07:32 »

Do you not like birds Nijolts Nuts?

Because I heard you had a Cockatoo!

BOOM BOOM!

I'll give you that one for free as it made me actually laugh...
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« Reply #370 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 16:35:11 »

seriously.if they are making that much noise then it becomes an enviromental health issue

I sleep at the front of the house, so don't really hear them at 5am or whenever they start.  Unfortunately my 6 year old is at the back and it does disturb him when the window is open.  Some days you wouldn't know they are there, but other days it can go on intermittently throughout the day - not sure why some days and not others.  On a nice day when everyone is in their gardens you regularly hear shouts of 'shut those damn things up etc, etc'.  On top of that they also have 2 yappy dogs that seem to regularly get shut in the garden.  It's great fun round here!

Not some fat cunt and a blone minger is it?

This is sort of how I'd describe them,  but they lived here before we moved in 8 years ago, so can't be the same people. 

Nip round there in the middle of the night, wring the fuckers' necks and roast the bastard fucking things. Then invite your cunt of a neighbour round for Sunday lunch...

I've kept hoping one of our cats will get to them, but they're scared of the bloody yapping dogs!
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« Reply #371 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 18:07:52 »

a load of multi millionaire celebs playing a shit game of football and pleading with normal folk to cough up money.
Fuck off!!
you're all minted, pay to play you bunch of cunts!
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« Reply #372 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 20:42:22 »


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« Reply #373 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 21:12:14 »

Why there are instructions on the side of a KFC wet wipe.

Tear open. Unfold and use.

OH FUCKING REALLY.
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« Reply #374 on: Sunday, June 6, 2010, 21:14:58 »

Packets of peanuts with a warning of 'May contain nuts'

I should fucking hope so!
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