Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[trogladite]

fingerless gloves......pointless.

BRILLIANT.  This made me smirk

[Sippo]

Cunts that can't put the right thread in the right topic

[Talk Talk]

I don't recall it, someone obviously told good old Rod there was a game on then, 3 games in how many years, as said he is not a football fan, but credit where it is due I suppose he showed his support by attending the match with the new MP and ensuring it was pictured in the local paper showing his support, he's done his bit for another year

He's been stood next to me in the Town End before, about three seasons ago. Along with two other councillors. They didn't want it to be known that they were there though. So that blows your comments away. As Paul said, don't presume.

[jayohaitchenn]

People who write "This" next to a post.

[Mexicano Rojo]

this

[One F In Fitton]

When you're watching something that's got some background music going on, but the background music is too loud, resulting in you NOT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING HEAR WHAT IS BEING SAID. Why do they do this? It makes no sense. Why put programmes together, but do it in such a way that ensures that people cannot hear the relevant bits?! Who are the fucking idiots that approve this for transmission?

MOTHERFUCKINGSONOFABITCHCUNTS

[sonicyouth]

the woman who is ALWAYS working in wh smiths in witney when i go there. she is miserable and rude and has a face that makes her look like she's plotting to kill you.

i only wanted to buy a jiffy bag!

[One F In Fitton]

the woman who is ALWAYS working in wh smiths in witney when i go there. she is miserable and rude and has a face that makes her look like she's plotting to kill you.

i only wanted to buy a jiffy bag!

  I'll look out for her. Also beware of the scouse bitch in Boots.

[sonicyouth]

you'll know her if you go in there. it's as though she's mortally offended if you dare buy anything from whsmiths and she has to press a few buttons on the till.

i asked for a bag today and she looked at me as though i'd politely requested to shit in her mouth.

[One F In Fitton]

Let me guess....mid-50's, fat, got a face like a burst-sofa, with a massive hairy mole on her chin?

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

So called Swindon Town fans who have Chelsea avatars

[sonicyouth]

Let me guess....mid-50's, fat, got a face like a burst-sofa, with a massive hairy mole on her chin?

possibly - slight american accent? i'd say she was younger than 50s though.

everytime i go in there she makes me angry

[Dazzza]

Cunts who crunch boiled sweets and eat crisps with their mouth open.

[One F In Fitton]

Cunts who crunch boiled sweets and eat crisps with their mouth open.

  Anger makes me laugh.

As a follow up to your point - people, queueing behind you, chewing gum, with their mouth open, in your ear. That moist, slobbering sound makes me want to stamp on their throat. Instead I step aside & let a couple of people, including the slobbering cunt, go in front of me. Pig-fucking-ignorant-chimpanzee-type-people.

[Benzel]

Why I get moaned at for not wearing my black shirt and shoes at work, when I work in projection, where I am the only person on the 1st floor of the entire building and no one can see me.